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These Shocking Mommy Confessions Will Scare You 

Whenever I feel like I am about to get married and have a baby to care for, I come across these things that scare the shit out of me. 

Mothers are supposed to be angels of our life, but sometimes that motherly work gets monotonous, and it gives birth to shocking mommy confessions such as these. 

It is a great irony of motherhood that despite never actually being alone (Argh! I mean apart from barely getting time and peace to pee), you can find yourself alone and feel pitiful sometimes. Whenever I think I will be a terrible mother who would instantly sing "shut the hell up" in my head, gorging on a lot of cake, I pop over to these confessions that make my day better. 

I know there might be ladies just like me who don't always say or think the right things. They are crass and jealous and might be praying hard for the baby to stop crying. 

Hallefreakinglujah!! Tell me it is completely FINE for a mother to think like this. 

Let's check these confessions out. 

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These Shocking Mommy Confessions Will Scare You 

These Shocking Mommy Confessions Will Scare You 

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1. Why is it so hard to maintain interest? 

1. Why is it so hard to maintain interest? 

2. Pre-mom instincts. 

2. Pre-mom instincts. 

3. Bathing ain't that important. 

3. Bathing ain't that important. 

4. Dark thoughts happen, a lot. 

4. Dark thoughts happen, a lot. 

5. Aha! I was waiting for this to happen. 

5. Aha! I was waiting for this to happen. 

6. Who's going to check anyways? Ah, great plan!

6. Who's going to check anyways? Ah, great plan!

7. They don't even make good drinking mates. 

7. They don't even make good drinking mates. 

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