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IN Hilarious ON 22 Aug, 2016
What every man wants a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.
Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper. Isn't it?
Have you ever wondered what guys secretly wish you to do more in bed or what they hate most that women do during sex?
These guys are ridic. Check it out.
For me, it's all the demands. I had a girlfriend that got off on spreading the hole on top of my penis open and flicking the slit with her tongue like she was eating a very tiny meat wallet. It was random as hell, and even it didn't make me feel great. You know what I mean, right?
Treat them like eggs, not like tennis balls. The worst thing is roughing them too hard. Those things are too sensitive ladies! It can hurt easily. My fiancee and I have been together for five years, and still, I have to remind her about it. Ah! Stupid Girl.
It feels like a hell when they jerk off your cock and trying to start a campfire with the palm of their hand. Let me clear one thing it's a dick, not a wooden stick. I hate you b*tch for that.
Why scream like a hell if it goes on with silence? Recently I was with a girl who seems to be a screaming queen. I would just be going at it and after a good minute or two, she would just scream for about 5 seconds and then quiet again for a minute. It just scared me more than anything.
Why use your teeth while giving a blow job? God, damn I still can't forget this one chick giving a most painful worst blowjob I ever had. It blows my ass rather than my cock.
Riding on top, the girl leans all the way back. Great experience, right? But she doesn't bend too well, and I hate her for that.
I hate fake porn moans, groaning, and too exaggerated body movements so please stop that, please. Make your real sounds. Real sounds are beautiful and erotic. Trust me.
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