8 Weird Cocktails That Will Make You Go Horny In The Party

It's never too early for cocktail O'clock. You can't buy happiness, but you can prepare a cocktail, and that's the same thing.

8 Weird Cocktails That Will Make You Go Horny In The Party
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It's never too early for cocktail O'clock. You can't buy happiness, but you can prepare a cocktail, and that's the same thing.

If you're out with your pals for a drunken bachelor party, whip out your knowledge of the world's dirtiest drinks! Have you ever imagined how it sounds to call "A Little Dick'll Do" or something like "Blow Job" in the public area? You will die because of shame if you dare to utter that name out loud.

Yep – these drinks are dirty indeed. You can have it but be sure you're not out with your boss or with your family members. Otherwise, prepare your diddly hole so hard that it can scream less during your fucking battle.

Why not get some with a "gonna get laid" cocktail? This Aphrodisiacs will arouse you and can make you horny as hell. 

A penny saved is a cocktail earned. So let's cheers with a...




1. Angel's Tit

1. Angel’s Tit

What ingredients are present in it?
1/4 oz. Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur
1/4 oz.Heavy Cream
Maraschino Cherries

How to mix it?
Layer ingredients in a jigger according to its sequences listed above.
Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with a cherry.

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2. Red-Headed Slut

2. Red-Headed Slut
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What ingredients are present in it?
1 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. peach schnapps
2 oz. cranberry juice

How to mix it?

Combine Jägermeister and peach schnapps in a glass full of ice. Add cranberry juice to fill to the top. Stir it and your slut is ready to serve.

3. Cock Sucking Cowboy

3. Cock Sucking Cowboy
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Don't worry it will not erect your bone ranger.

What ingredients are present in it?
Two parts butterscotch Schnapps
One part Bailey's
How to mix it?
Make a layer in a short glass. The perfect mixture will give you more pleasure.

4. Sex with an Alligator

4. Sex with an Alligator
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What ingredients are present in it?
1/2 oz. raspberry liqueur
1 oz. melon liqueur
2 oz. sweet & sour mix
1/2 oz. Jagermeister

How to mix it?
Pour the melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix into a shaker. Fill with ice, shake, and strain into a chilled martini glass. Razzberry should go to the bottom, and Jager should float on top.


5. Anus Burner

5. Anus Burner
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What ingredients are present in it?
1 part tequila
One slice of jalapeño pepper
A dash of hot sauce

How to mix it?

Place the jalapeño pepper in a shot glass and add enough amount of tequila according to your need. Add hot sauce until the drink becomes full red. You can add a cherry for more taste.
Your Ass Burner is ready to burn your ass.

6. The Leg Spreader

6. The Leg Spreader
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What ingredients are present in it?
1 oz. 1800 Tequila
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. gin
1 oz. rum

How to mix it?

Mix everything in a glass and drink. You don't need to spread your legs while making this cocktail.

7. Slippery Nipple 2

7. Slippery Nipple 2
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What ingredients are present in it?
1 oz. Bailey's Irish cream
1 oz. Sambuca

How to mix it?

Pour sambuca into a jigger and float bailey's cream on top.

8. Creamy Pussy

8. Creamy Pussy
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What ingredients are present in it?

1 oz. Bailey's Irish cream
1 oz. Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur

How to mix it?

Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and your creamy pussy is ready to serve. Don't worry this cream is pure.