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11 Things That We Assume To Be Sexy While Making Love But Are A Failure

Some things should be better left to others. While others might find certain things sexy and even we might consider it sexy but they are never sexy. Here's a compilation of a few things which are meant to be sexy but never are sexy.

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11 Things That We Assume To Be Sexy While Making Love But Are A Failure

11 Things That We Assume To Be Sexy While Making Love But Are A Failure

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1. Kissing in the rain

1. Kissing in the rain

It's wet and you are freezing like dogs while bathing.

2. Food sex

2. Food sex

Cream smells weird after a while.

3. Screaming orgasms

3. Screaming orgasms

It's not as if it's the only way to cum. You can lower the voice and not tell your housemates that you are having sex.

4. Ear blowing

4. Ear blowing

Feels like a hurricane in your brain.

5. Sex on the beach

5. Sex on the beach

Sex, sand, and sea water simply don't mix well. It's better to have sex and then visit the beach.

6. Twerking

6. Twerking

Who feels twerking is sexy? Miley couldn't do it that well so how can you.

7. Lollipops

7. Lollipops

It is meant to be seductive but it turns out to be sticky, sticky and that unsettled part is just annoying.

8. Halloween costumes

8. Halloween costumes

Halloween costumes are not for everyone, let me correct, anyone. The pizza is any day sexier than anything.

9. Orange tan

9. Orange tan

Some people feel confident in a tan but constantly being mistaken as the cast of Jersey Shore is not something to be confident about.

10. Sexy dancing 

10. Sexy dancing 

If you are a pro, then your sexiness is undeniable but if you are trying to dance sexy and you don't know than be prepared for an awkward situation.

11. Ultra-red lipstick

11. Ultra-red lipstick

People in advertisements look sexy with the red hot lipstick but why don't we? Because it's the real life.

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