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21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

For men, having a penis can be a blessing as well as a burden. For one, having this reproductive organ makes them feel like they have their own natural swords. Of course, they also enjoy having this body part because they are responsible for the thrusting part during sex.

But having a penis is also annoying at times, especially when a man gets an erection during the worst possible times. All in all, having a penis is fun. Just how fun?

Check out these 21 wacky moments below.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

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1. You can use it to browse your phone.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Just maintain a decent erection throughout your shower and you'll be browsing Facebook and Twitter in no time.

2. Sometimes you need to scare yourself.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Well, the ghost really wouldn't be that scary because it's going to be small.

3. It's the man who gets laid, the penis just does the thrusting.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Don't let your penis down and get laid immediately!

4. Your penis can also be your comedy partner.

4. Your penis can also be your comedy partner.

Your penis can actually look like a face or a body. It's totally up to you.

5. Not all penises are alike.

5. Not all penises are alike.

Just like this one, some penises can be nice to look at while others can get quite scary.

6. This is a totally normal practice.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

After all, you've spent all your life with your penis, right?

7. It does not work like a computer.

7. It does not work like a computer.

Having sex requires effort and practice!

8. This was a really good joke.

8. This was a really good joke.

Too bad, his girlfriend didn't enjoy the humor behind it.

9. This is a nightmare.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

This is both funny and frightening at the same time.

10. You can now look at other women without feeling guilty.

10. You can now look at other women without feeling guilty.

You thought she was your world. Nope, she is not the only hot woman in the world.

11. Playing games with your penis is totally fine.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Just don't let others play with your penis like this. It will be awkward.

12. Let your partner have fun too!

12. Let your partner have fun too!

If you think your penis really is that useful, let your wife play with it too.

13. Don't ever let this one happen to you!

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Sending a picture of your penis to your girlfriend is already risky. Don't risk this one!

14. This is actually a good thing!

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

If your penis thinks what you are doing is boring, just rub one out quickly!

15. Always be careful!

15. Always be careful!

You don't have to act so quickly. Take your time!

16. Please don't be this stupid.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

If you really want to practice safe sex, just use a condom! You don't want to risk your partner getting pregnant. You also don't want to have STDs.

17. This happens all the time.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

It's like your penis has a mind of its own.

18. Get high and get laid.

18. Get high and get laid.

But don't do this if you think you might get caught in a state where marijuana is illegal.

19. It's a dream come true!

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Don't eat too much if you still want to see your penis clearly.

20. Don't do this if other people are around.

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Let's just hope that you have no STDs whatsoever.

21. Life can be good after all!

21 Penis Confessions That Every Male Can Relate To

Even if you have no job or you barely have money, at least your penis is big enough to satisfy women.

What other awkward penis moments do you know? Share your thoughts below!

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