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Husband Insulted His Wife’s Breasts At The Table But How She Reacted Is Just Mind-Blowing! 

Husband and wife should not discuss every single thing in the presence of other family members, especially at the dining table. You never know how your silly joke can backfire in front of your kids.

Here I am sharing a funny incident with you. It will surely serve as a great lesson for all the men out there. A husband insulted his wife's breasts at the table and how she responded is epic. 

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Husband Insulted His Wife's Breasts At The Table But How She Reacted Is Just Mind-Blowing! 

Husband Insulted His Wife's Breasts At The Table But How She Reacted Is Just Mind-Blowing! 

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A family was at the dinner table when the son asked a senseless question to his dad. 

A family was at the dinner table when the son asked a senseless question to his dad. 

His question surprised everyone in the room.

The son asked, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

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And mom gave a strange look to the dad. 

Dad started imagining the boobs back of his mind.

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After a few minutes of brainstorming, dad gave a hilarious reply to his son. 

Dad's reply will surely make you burst in laughter.

Dad's reply will surely make you burst in laughter.

Dad answered, "Well son, there are three kinds of boobs. A woman's boobs in her 20s are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions." 

The son exclaimed, "Onions?" 

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Dad stated, "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." 

Mom and daughter got angry on hearing this wicked reply by dad.

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Daughter questioned her mom, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" 

You'll be puzzled after knowing the mom's reply to her daughter. 

You’ll be puzzled after knowing the mom’s reply to her
daughter. 

The mother pleasantly smiled and answered, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree." 

Daughter again questioned, "A Christmas tree?" 

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Mom replied, "Yes, dear. The tree is dead from the root up; all the foliage has turned color, and the balls are just for decoration!"

Dad and son screamed with anger on hearing mom's reply. This is a bitter lesson for all the lads who make fun of the ladies openly. Tit for tat!

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