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IN Hilarious ON 28 Jul, 2016
Husband and wife should not discuss every single thing in the presence of other family members, especially at the dining table. You never know how your silly joke can backfire in front of your kids.
Here I am sharing a funny incident with you. It will surely serve as a great lesson for all the men out there. A husband insulted his wife's breasts at the table and how she responded is epic.
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His question surprised everyone in the room.
And mom gave a strange look to the dad.
After a few minutes of brainstorming, dad gave a hilarious reply to his son.
Dad answered, "Well son, there are three kinds of boobs. A woman's boobs in her 20s are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions."
Dad stated, "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
Daughter questioned her mom, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?"
The mother pleasantly smiled and answered, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree."
Mom replied, "Yes, dear. The tree is dead from the root up; all the foliage has turned color, and the balls are just for decoration!"
Dad and son screamed with anger on hearing mom's reply. This is a bitter lesson for all the lads who make fun of the ladies openly. Tit for tat!
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