Exes can be very persuasive when they desire something they cannot have. In such a case, you need to up your game by being the funniest person around, do not forget to be sarcastic and mean because damn it, some of them deserve it.
And if you have been going out of ways to tackle your exes, here are some crazy conversations, you can take inspiration from.
You slay, people. You slay.
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