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IN Lifestyle ON 20 Jul, 2016
Making out, humping, cuddling, snuggling, coitus, coupling or hanky panky, the act of love making has a lot of names but no one talks about the awkward positions, hilarious noises or even the time you accidently poke your nose or fingers into one another.
With so much confusion brewing your mind, you should definitely know these stories and a get a hang of the things you ignore while making love.
So go ahead and scroll down to enjoy the ride we give you of the most awkward sex stories from Indians.
You might learn a thing or two too. Or better not learn anything because they are weird.
It was that one time I decided to sleep with a guy on the first date. And it was the worst decision ever. They were in the heat of the moment and the guy uttered the 3 words, 8 letters that I never wanted to hear on a first date. I asked him to leave right away.
While making out at her house I got to remember something which I saw in a movie. I lifted her up and put her on the table but the table was terribly balanced glass table and she fell down. I still remember her crying out for she had broken glass beneath her bum.
We went to Shimla and my friend and his girlfriend had booked a single room for themselves. I had to sleep with my friend's girlfriend's friend. That girl out of nowhere said that she won't share the same bed with any guy before marriage. My friend had to sleep with me. I am still cursed for being there on the trip.
There are two kinds of sex, it is nothing like good sex or bad sex, either you get sex or you don't.
I was at my girlfriend's place and she said she wouldn't be expecting anyone home. Later while we were in the act, the doorbell rang. I got into my clothes in a jiffy and ran to the washroom. It was her dad on the door who wanted to go to pee. She came inside the washroom to save me while her dad freed Rocky (her dog) and that dog started barking out the bathroom door indicating that a fucker is inside. Her dad waited for a long time and left while we resumed our deed.
We were just sleeping on the same bed, and we knew nothing is going to happen between us. We had things sorted out earlier but then it was a sudden brush of the hands, and he told me he was erect. He showed me his dick, and it was hard. I tried giving him a handjob to finish him while he kissed my head, cheeks and after he was done, we slept and are still friends.
We were just in the mood and suddenly the phone rang. She reached out for it and it still hurts me.
One night I got damn drunk and had the best sex ever but he left me in a jiffy and all heartbroken. I kept on wondering what the reason was. Later, I realised it was because I was calling out my ex's name while having sex. Shit happens!
So, this one time, I was making out with a guy and we just got on with it. We were all naked and the room was dark, I suddenly felt something wet on my tummy and I was disgusted to find it out that it was a huge gross gob of spit on me. We were done that moment only.
So, this one time I was going out with a nerdy chick and she was a great friend. After a good time boozing, we sort of decided to do it. Just when she started doing it, she shouted,"Houston, he's in." It was hilarious but it was fun.
So, it's all about the cues, take the hints people and keep your eyes open.