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15 Most Epic Sex Requests On Text That Will Make You Feel Embarrassed

Thanks to technology, many people are now able to flirt with others digitally. However, one simple text begging for some sexual action can dampen the mood if you send the wrong word or picture. Likewise, there are seemingly funny texts that make people end up on someone else's bed.

Check out these 15 epic sex requests below!

15 Most Epic Sex Requests On Text That Will Make You Feel Embarrassed

15 Most Epic Sex Requests On Text That Will Make You Feel Embarrassed

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1. This woman obviously could not get any action.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

If only it was not raining outside, perhaps the guy might have gotten the hint.

2. She clearly wanted to give a job, but it was sent to the wrong person.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

At least the mother realized that she wants a new blowgun.

3. Wanting to see his smile was what she really wanted after all.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

Isn't it nice that the guy wants to see her beautiful eyes?

4. Star War's fans will enjoy this.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

If the woman liked his style, maybe they can both join the dark side.

5. She has him right where she wants him.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

The guy was lightly flirting with her, but she gave the best response and now he cannot help but feel aroused.

6. The human body is an intimate canvas.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

It all starts in a beautiful manner and the transition to sexual hunger is epic.

7. The French language is unbelievably romantic, after all.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

What he sent to her looks like it's from a typical erotic novel.

8. A man can be both wild and gentle.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

The guy wanted the lady to know how good he is in bed, but he also wants her to know that he will treat her well.

9. This is how intense making cupcakes can be.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

This intention to have sex is not that uncommon as their is clearly a fetish regarding kitchen sex.

10. Harry Potter is getting excited about this one.

10. Harry Potter is getting excited about this one.

Nothing's really sexier than geeky yet sexy conversations.

11. This is one clever guy.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

All he had to do was act funny before saying that line smoothly.

12. Bailey did not anticipate that Pokemon joke.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

Still, what the guy said makes him both cute and sexy.

13. This guy really wanted to see his favorite game.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

As much as the girl wanted some action, the guy also needed to see his favorite team win first.

14. Everyone was in the mood, but her period ruined everything.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

While it's not dangerous for a man to have sex with a woman on her period, it simply does not look pleasing.

15. She obviously wanted his meat, but her style was too funny to handle.

Epic Sex Requests On Text

What other epic and funny sex requests on text do you know? Share this with your friends!

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