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IN Lifestyle ON 29 Jun, 2016
An underwear means things!
You might have seen '10 Things I Hate About You', don't you remember the time when Larisa sees her sister's black underwear and tells Joseph that she wants to have sex with him? Because that is the only reason someone will wear a black panty.
So ladies and gents, when you take off a girls pants, know that the underwear she is wearing shows what exactly she had pictured the night to be like and what kind of a girl she is.
The girl knew she was getting laid. She pretty much thought you were a sure thing and she might have shaved her legs too. No matter what the night would end into, she wanted to impress you.
She is a cool, chill girl. She probably crashes on the couch, with a large tub of popcorn, watches a Batman movie or even smoke weed. If a girl is wearing boy shorts, she might be trying to look cute for you but she is definitely not a girl who is into all the cheesy flurry mess.
Questionable. Too much work. While she might be the girl who buys pink version of all the gadgets and she might be a lot of fun in bed, but she definitely wants you to read what's written on her ass. Too much work?
I know, I know what you might be thinking. But, a guy will never forget about this girl. The girl who wears granny panties never gives a fuck does not care what you think and she probably has a kick ass vagina in there. She knows that. It's like she has a pretty treasure hidden inside layers.
What are you even trying covering? Are you a stripper? It's more okay if you are. This girl is spontaneous and dirty in bed. She loves to raid her fantasies.
She is definitely french or she is just about to rock your world. No, maybe both?
She is one real Zoey Disney Channel maniac who will definitely cut your head in a heart shape and stick it in place of Harry Styles. She is someone who probably colors Tarzan books. If you sleep with her, you will have to marry her. Unless they are Captain America or Spiderman underwear from the boys section. The girl never grew up.
Stained, ripped etc. She was definitely not ready to get some 'back to life' reality or sexual healing. But if you are up for some period sex, go for it. She might be ready for you next week with a lacy thong.
It is her laundry day. Hey, say bye to all the action. But make sure you are up for some laundry room fun, though.