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16 Kids Admit What They Think Of Sex. #14 Left Me Speechless!

When you were still a kid, wasn't the world a little strange to you? Sure, there were a lot of things to discover, but some things were too mysterious because your parents or any of the other adults refused to talk about them with you. One of those topics is sex, so it is common for kids to have weird beliefs about it.

How hilarious can a kid's concept of sex be?  Find out some of the misconceptions about sex below!

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16 Kids Admit What
They Think Of Sex. #14 Left Me Speechless!

16 Kids Admit What They Think Of Sex. #14 Left Me Speechless!

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#1 It was all about simply looking at each other.

#1 It was all about simply looking at each other.

After all, kids did not exactly know the intimate process of such an activity.

#2 I also do not know why you thought of that.

#2 I also do not know
why you thought of that.

On the other hand, that sounds both awesome and confusing . How can you make cupcakes in the dark in the first place? Maybe this series of touching and looking for ingredients leads to sex.

#3 Sex was simply about rubbing your bottoms together.

#3 Sex was simply
about rubbing your bottoms together.

That sounds cute, but doing it will never ever create babies.

#4 Hugging was serious business.

#4 Hugging was serious business.

Being embraced is a wonderful feeling, but that does not mean you are already having sex. Also, simply touching the genitals is just part of foreplay or masturbation, not complete sex.

#5 Sex apparently needed urine to be completed.

#5 Sex apparently
needed urine to be completed.

This was probably what kids thought because the semen and a man's urine essentially leaves the same hole. You will, however, feel the need to urinate after an intimate activity.

#6 Married couple needed to have sex every single night.

#6 Married couple
needed to have sex every single night.

While this is the dream of many men and women, the reality is not as active as one might expect. But that's okay as it is never too late!

#7 If this was real, many women would have already been pregnant.

#7 If this was real,
many women would have already been pregnant.

It's a bit frightening to know about what kids actually think of sex. Maybe the parents really need to discuss this properly with their kids.

#8 Well, kissing can lead into moaning and actual sex.

#8 Well, kissing can lead into moaning and actual sex.

This is a very common understanding because children would only really see their parents hugging and kissing each other. And that's a good thing.

#9 It involves more than kissing, honey.

#9 It involves more than kissing, honey.

Technically, people can have sex without ever kissing each other. But that just feels so awkward, right?

#10 People do not really have to be the bird and the bee.

#10 People do not really have to be the bird and the bee.

If sex involved being in a costume first, I think it would be done less often. After all, sex is more about being naked than being clothed.

#11 The funniest thing here is that the kid thought men had vaginas too.

#11 The funniest thing here is that the kid thought men had
vaginas too.

Imagine how funny sex would be if a man with a vagina and a woman simply bumped into each other repeatedly, without any real sort of penetration whatsoever.

#12 Thank goodness this is not true!

#12 Thank goodness this is not true!

Even if a woman is pregnant, there are ways for her and her partner to enjoy sexual intercourse without affecting the baby.

#13 This sounds really alarming, to be honest!

#13 This sounds really alarming, to be honest!

In a way, two people having sex do move in a fast manner on the bed, but they are definitely spasms!

#14 Because home is where the heart is, right?

#14 Because home is where the heart is, right?

Since kids could only really make sense of the world by connecting the meaning of different words, this conclusion seemed satisfactory.

#15 By this logic, it would be quite easy to have triplets!

#15 By this logic, it would be quite easy to have triplets!

Especially if you were still quite young, you would definitely be able to have sex more than once each night.

#16 This is too cute to be true.

#16 This is too cute to be true.

Because back then, sexual intimacy between two adults is as simple as sleeping without much cover.

What did you think of sex when you were a kid? Share this with your friends!

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