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13 Things Women Secretly Wish They Could Say To Their Period

How many women out there wished that their period was actually a person so they could verbally and physically curse the living hell out of it? Well, I quite literally can understand and feel your pain. So, for all the harrowing times your menstrual cycle has executed a war on your uterus, made you hate and criticize the fact that you were a woman and not to forget forced you to pursue the things which you would never try in your real life.

Well, here are those 13 common things we all have wished we could say every month to our post-pubescent, pre-menstrual lives.

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13 Things Women Secretly Wish They Could Say To Their Period

13 Things Women Secretly Wish They Could Say To Their Period

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#1 Again? You have got to be kidding me.

#1 Again? You have got to be kidding me.

#2 My mood swings last week explained me that you are coming. Errr!

#2 My mood swings last week explained me that you are
coming. Errr!

#3 Please promise me that this time things will be quite different.

#3 Please promise me that this time things will be quite
different.

#4 No, No, No... You can't betray me like this!

#4 No, No, No... You can’t betray me like this!

#5 Wait, What? Now you have to come to work with me.

#5 Wait, What? Now you have to come to work with me.

#6 If I had just a dollar for every pair of undergarment you've spoiled.

#6 If I had just a dollar for every pair of undergarment you’ve
spoiled.

#7 Stop. Don't make me do the things that I wouldn't ever do in my real life.

#7 Stop. Don’t make me do the things that I wouldn’t ever do in my real life.

#8 No one can understand about what I'm going through. I'm so alone...well, I have you along, sadly.

#8 No one can understand about what I’m going through. I’m so alone...well, I have you along, sadly.

#9 You've really got to cease controlling my emotions. You are not my FRIEND.

#9 You’ve really got to cease controlling my emotions. You are
not my FRIEND.

#10 What... What is going down there? Are you planning to kill me?

#10 What... What is going down there? Are you planning to kill me?

#11 Ugh! You make me feel horny and gross. But gross... I mean why?

#11 Ugh! You make me feel horny and gross. But gross... I
mean why?

#12 That's it. I am done with you. I welcome death with my open hands.

#12 That’s it. I am done with you. I welcome death with my
open hands.

#13 Finally, teamwork got successful and another month of pregnancy successfully evaded. Hurrah!

#13 Finally, teamwork got successful and another month of
pregnancy successfully evaded. Hurrah!

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