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We Know Everything About How Jeff Weiner Is Going To Spend His $26.2 Billion. And It's Nothing You'd Imagine!

Well after listening to a billion dollar deal, what is the first question that pops in your head? Well, I will tell you about me, all I could think was, "What if I were a billionaire?"

Isn't that a billion dollar question. Well, quite literally. So what would you do if you were Jeff Weiner and you had just sold your product for a whooping (let me spell it for you) "twenty-six point two billion dollars"?

Well,  how do I reveal all the secrets about Mr. Jeff Weiner without putting those few recurring lines of a Bruno Mars song in your head, "I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad, buy all of the things I never had."

Read along, let's address the elephant of this story! 

We Know Everything About How Jeff Weiner Is Going To Spend His $26.2 Billion. And It's Nothing You'd Imagine!

We Know Everything About How Jeff Weiner Is Going To Spend His $26.2 Billion. And It's Nothing You'd Imagine!

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Did I hear that right, was it really $26.2 billion dollars?

Did I hear that right, was it really $26.2 billion dollars?

Sounds terrific, a life like the Lannisters. Where all debts will be paid off, and sleeping with a sibling might happen. So what did Jeff do with all that he had earned! 

#1. He might have first bought a really fancy car, probably covered in gold.

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Why not, assuming that my mathematics skills just suck, I think a billion dollar might buy you, your own freaking nation- how condescending does a gold plated car sound now?

#2. Then he must have got his girl and planned to go on a really loooooong picturesque vacation. 

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#3. Considering that a huge chunk of money is still left, he is now planning to buy off this island for himself. 

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#4. And this is where he is chilling and clicking pictures using the "hashtag" vacations, to keep all his getaways secret. 

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But for how long Jeff, how long????

#5. After all, that is done, he will probably realize that it is time to help humanity. And will decide to become real life Iron Man! 

#5. After all, that is done, he will probably realize that it is time to help humanity. And will decide to become real life Iron Man! 

And that seems quite affordable. 

And that seems quite affordable. 

Now, that you have really come to a point where you want to smash me with anything that is at the shortest distance to your hand...

Now, that you have really come to a point where you want to smash me with anything that is at the shortest distance to your hand...

Let me break this to you (as if I wasn't quite obvious about it), that I was just wondering what probably most people would do if they had a billion dollars. Okay, okay, what I would do if I had a billion dollars.
But Jeff Weiner is nothing like you and me. He is a great man and he must have really huge plans for how he would spend the money. But there is one thing that we came to know about him, that he is a true leader. HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM. 

How? Let me tell you. 

How? Let me tell you. 

According to Fortune, Jeff Weiner is donating $14 million stock bonus to his employees! 

Isn't that just awesome? He seems like a great leader. There are absolutely a lot we can learn from this man. Share this with your friends and family and your boss if you must.

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