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IN Lifestyle ON 10 Jun, 2016
English is a subtle language. There's a reason why a lady is termed as a 'woman'. Yes, so they can be wooed. Of course, actions play an ultimate role in the game of seduction; foreplay being the nuts and bolts. But, words, my dear friend, is the utmost trigger of keeping the juices flow (pun-intended).
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women." - Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society.
You can master all the sex moves, buy all the exquisite sex-toys, be a billionaire, and have a perfect bod. However, there lies one single drawback, WORDS. Some of us just throw ourselves into action when it comes to love-making. But, you never consider triggering another party into pleasure. To achieve this, you need to have the master the art of dirty talking. It takes practice, patience and time. But, I assure you, it works. It always works. You just have to initiate the deal, to complete the intimate negotiation.
Here are a few tips which will help you to master the art of dirty-talking.
Thank me later. ;)
The way you stare, how long you stare, it matters. All the little things matter. Don't stare so long or else, you'll look creepy. Stare at them as if you could just undress them with your eyes. They say, "Eyes are the windows to your soul."
If your partner is a Friends fan, you can try Joey's style. Just look at them up and down and say, "How you doin'?" It'll add up a little humor and you can control the imminent actions.
Everybody loves a sly smile. I swoon everytime I see my favorite celebrity smirk. It's something that can give you gooseflesh, your heart pounding and your knees weak. Take note, guys. Your smile is something to die for. Nobody wants to make love to a partner to a deadpan face.
Does your partner crave? Remember, the gist here is to tease as much as you can. Don't give away everything in the moment. It keeps the mystery alive. There's no point in losing all the fun and games when you're just at the tip of the iceberg. Keep it slow and steady. Build up the pressure, raise the anticipation and there, you are just at the verge of becoming a master.
It's true. It's not the words, it's the tone. The way you say it, your partner absorbs it all. If you say black, it's black. If you say white, it's white. Anything you say, how you say it, pitch, tone, everything. Dirty talking is more than mouthing amorous words in your partner's ear. A little 'tch' or a moan does it all.
Always remember: Woo-Man, whether you woo a man or a woman, it works both ways. Words are an ultimate weapon to win this crusade. Simpler the words, intense the effect.
"Words are like bullets." - South Park
They make you, they break you. They can make you feel like you're on the paramount, or in the gutter. They can ignite a fire in you or they can quench a lustful thirst. Be discreet with words. And most importantly, be honest. Honestly, honesty is an honest companion.
Seriously, there's no point in talking dirty, unless you're feeling it. You need to get into the core of the emotion and make a move. Mutual feelings keep the juices in flow.
Sexting is easy, talking dirty on the phone is easy. But it's the touch that matters. I know, LDR couples have no choice. But, ultimately, we're satisfied even with the slight touch of your partner's finger, or even his breath on the neck can make your knees weak.
Dirty-talking is an art. It will take consistent practice to master the skills. It's not that difficult. My advice would be to keep practicing it, or else, your sex-life may sound as "All work and no play, will make your love-life a dull bitch."