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This Happens If You Get Caught Masturbating

Playing around with your 'package' may be one of the most embarrassing worldly things people could catch you doing. Well, there's no greater escape when being caught in the act that being true to yourself, and dealing with it with enough grace and justification.

If you happen to be an avid masturbator, and at your age you still find it hard to hide your sexual urges while in your bedroom, you must at least be fine about doing the best artistic things to divert that disturbed attention to something else that's more important, or less stressful. 

Let's see how things would come about when you're caught masturbating

This Happens If You Get Caught Masturbating

This Happens If You Get Caught Masturbating

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1. Got caught but God is really watching...

1. Got caught but God is really watching...

Stay aggressive and call the cops. In this world, only moms can have the right to see their son's developed organ, and an unexpected masturbation.

2. We cannot blame people who have fetish on horses.

2. We cannot blame people who have fetish on horses.

He would not even tell you about this, you're just being too much about his privacy.

3. Epic masturbation fail.

3. Epic masturbation fail.

Your mom would understand especially when you include technological advancement on your justification on why did you resort in that kind of activity.

4. When you caught another person masturbating on your own photos.

4. When you caught another person masturbating on your own photos.

Would that be flattering or disgusting? It depends, actually.

5. Blame the ghosts.

5. Blame the ghosts.

...as well as those filthy whitish fluids flying around the room. These spirits give you headaches, so blame them in front of your believer parents.

6. Good thing if a 'good samaritan' passes by to help you.

6. Good thing if a 'good samaritan' passes by to help you.

With the matching expression "How else can I help you?" Very much like a customer service representative.

7. Fierce reaction when got caught:

7. Fierce reaction when got caught:

"Mom, Who cares? It's my sexy body anyway?"

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