I know, it must be very difficult on your part to admit the mistakes you committed. Even after speaking shit, people act as if they never said as such. But seriously the listener with its expressions says it all. Sometimes you may try confessing things out but you actually become unable to understand that your stuff is irritating someone. Maybe just because you don't realize about what you say.
Well, on that note I have gone top craziest things that people actually have caught themselves performing without noticing.
#4 The conversation between me and cashier which made him
feel like I am a psycho – TAKEYOURCHAIRWITHYOU.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Me: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm good, thanks.
Me: That's good. Did you find everything okay today?
#5 I was about to brush my teeth with a toothbrush but had an urge to piss and ultimately I tossed brush into toilet – Oreopithecus_Blue.
#6 I forgot to mail apparently, I wrote the name and address in the centre as a result it returned back to me - Shaw-Deez.
While I even thought that the stamp to be old so sent the same mail with the same pattern but with a new stamp. And what next, it returned back to me. Mailman must have thought me an idiot.
#7 I was sitting at an intersection in suburban Palo Alto at
11PM, waiting for stop sign to alter - nopingonthat.
#8 I just dumped a knife in the garbage and cleaned breadcrumbs –Kirushi.
Yes, this is now real stupidity.
#9 I sat to play guitar and extended to grab a cracker, there I ate my pick – A-perfect-triangle.
#10 Heights of stupidity! – athena94
I was lying on bed watching serial, and the characters of the show were piling into car. And for a second I thought 'Shit I forgot to out my seatbelt'. There I realized I was nowhere near car.
#11 I drove 20 minutes to my old home after I moved out, it
was just zoning out – MycoBro.
#12 An earthquake can change your life.
#13 Shit, I rubbed aftershave in my hair and put gel on my face – MisterEvilBreakfast.
#14 Feeding cat at 6 am comes out to be dangerous.
One morning, when I went to feed my cat in an absentminded state, I thought I was feeding my cat but it was a skunk that was enjoying cat food – danseaman6.
#15 I meant to keep a brand new roll of toilet paper but
ended popping it in toilet – ladybookworm.
#16 I was jogging late night when a guy extended his hand out for hailing a taxi and me instead high-fived him – Derped-my-pants.
#17 A big misinterpretation between dog and black bear – warwatch.
The night before last, I went to the back yard to bring the dog into the house. Autopilot moved my feet 10 or so steps out the door, telling the "dog" to come in. My brain then caught up and remembered the dog was in bed and I was indeed approaching a black bear that was eating watermelon rinds from the trash can.
#18 I tried to sit into a stranger's car thinking it to be
one of my friends – Rock-Facts.