I know, it must be very difficult on your part to admit the mistakes you committed. Even after speaking shit, people act as if they never said as such. But seriously the listener with its expressions says it all. Sometimes you may try confessing things out but you actually become unable to understand that your stuff is irritating someone. Maybe just because you don't realize about what you say.
Well, on that note I have gone top craziest things that people actually have caught themselves performing without noticing.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Me: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm good, thanks.
Me: That's good. Did you find everything okay today?
While I even thought that the stamp to be old so sent the same mail with the same pattern but with a new stamp. And what next, it returned back to me. Mailman must have thought me an idiot.
Yes, this is now real stupidity.
I was lying on bed watching serial, and the characters of the show were piling into car. And for a second I thought 'Shit I forgot to out my seatbelt'. There I realized I was nowhere near car.
One morning, when I went to feed my cat in an absentminded state, I thought I was feeding my cat but it was a skunk that was enjoying cat food – danseaman6.
The night before last, I went to the back yard to bring the dog into the house. Autopilot moved my feet 10 or so steps out the door, telling the "dog" to come in. My brain then caught up and remembered the dog was in bed and I was indeed approaching a black bear that was eating watermelon rinds from the trash can.