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8 Crazy Answers To 'What If Men Get Pregnant' That'll Make Every Girl's Day

Assuming that in a parallel universe, everything is possible. What would you possibly see? The dichotomy of things is possibly broken. Normative things could be opposite or the mixture of such. Creatures might be enjoying their lives the way we hate in this planet. Or possibly, beings have swapped their roles and contributions in a 'society' where they are moving. Sounds interesting and challenging, right?

Now let's focus on men and women. In this world, we are moving right now, society has been oriented in accordance to the dichotomy of sexes and genders that we have. Men are deemed as 'more superior' than women. In essence, the rights among groups are not as equal as it should be. Add it to the fact that in the course of biological conception and reproduction, roles are remarkably contrasted. Women are the bearers of species continuity. In a span of ideally nine months, these people have to care for themselves, in order for another organism to thrive and survive. That's really too hard on their part, actually.

Going back to the parallel universe. Let's see if this would work. Consider this: What if men get pregnant? What would possibly happen? 

Let's see and have these following possible effects in mind.

8 Crazy Answers To 'What If Men Get Pregnant' That'll Make Every Girl's Day

8 Crazy Answers To 'What If Men Get Pregnant' That'll Make Every Girl's Day

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1. You can hide that baby belly with the beer belly.

1. You can hide that baby belly with the beer belly.

Quick tip: Upon knowing that it's your time to bear fruit..er, human, and you're not that prepared for its consequences, you could do the hiding. 

2. Morning sickness would be a necessary excuse for absences.

2. Morning sickness would be a necessary excuse for absences.

Woah there. When things go worse every morning, they can still earn the salary--complete even when late. What a life. 

3. Male celebrities can be very annoying to most males on post-pregnancy.

3. Male celebrities can be very annoying to most males on post-pregnancy.

How the heck did Brad Pitt managed to bring that abs back? 

4. Labor pain would be a very strong source of empathy.

4. Labor pain would be a very strong source of empathy.

Dude, having your balls kicked is way less painful than delivering an 8-pound healthy baby, trust me.

5. Your famous athletic celebrities would go to the news with such headline...

5. Your famous athletic celebrities would go to the news with such headline...

...after seeing this, you would expect that it's a sudden defeat on your part. Bye-bye Curry.

6. Parental leaves will be longer than expected.

6. Parental leaves will be longer than expected.

For how long? It's still debatable.

7. Video games as a baby shower! Hooray! 

7. Video games as a baby shower! Hooray! 

Preggy life will be forever alive with video games, I tell you. 

8. Pregnancy products will have these brands for geek dads.

8. Pregnancy products will have these brands for geek dads.

Game of Thrones? Grand Theft Auto? Need For Speed? Warcraft? Hmmm! Either you choose a branch or create more for the market, your idea would make perfect sense. 

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