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Python Entered His Toilet And What It Did With This Man's Penis Is Scary!

Python Entered His Toilet And What It Did With This Man's Penis Is Scary!
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How would you explain to yourself a python that weirdly came out of a toilet?

That's even one of the weirdest questions people are asking around the world, especially when they heard about an incident involving a Thai national whose penis was bit by a python while he's sitting on a toilet for a supposedly comforting activity. 

Personally, I'm thinking of two things around this incident. For one, how the hell did a python manage to get into that hole? I lost my faith in biodiversity and engineering for a while because of it. Secondly, how intense did the victim faced this kind of shock? His courage seems admirable and notable because of this.

Have you heard of this fuzz just this week? If not, let me deliver this very weird news to you. 

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In a squat toilet at a humble home in Chachoengsao Province, Bangkok, a Python was spotted

In a squat toilet at a humble home in Chachoengsao Province, Bangkok, a Python was spotted

That's a lot of blood, my friend. I wonder how the actual event really happened.

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On the other hand, the victim was rushed to the nearest hospital

On the other hand, the victim was rushed to the nearest hospital

The victim was rushed to the Chularat Hospital. Well, a penis must be a very bloody organ, especially when erect, so maybe it just reacted that much.

Woah, you've got to be kidding me! 

Woah, you've got to be kidding me! 

Where did it pass through?

Python was recovered and had to undergo some intervention

Python was recovered and had to undergo some intervention
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Because the toilet has a hole that's too small for the snake, it has to be dismantled by breaking some pieces.

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There were emergency workers specifically for responding to snakes-in-toilets kind of operations

There were emergency workers specifically for responding to snakes-in-toilets kind of operations

According to their officers, three were numerous snakes associated with these acts lately, and right now, they noted that it's the first time a man was hit in the penis. Normally, recorded areas or attack only include the butt and leg part.

After dismantling, officers were prepared for conservation efforts 

After dismantling, officers were prepared for conservation efforts 
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As they are educated about the harmlessness of pythons, they just brought it into the wild. Live free, big snake-y.

For more information, you may talk to the victim

For more information, you may talk to the victim
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Take the chance while he's not that famous yet.

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