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You Have Been Eating Sandwiches WRONG Your Entire Life

"Hey, where's my sandwich, mate?"                                                                              "Long Gone, moved on."

Nobody would like to experience this drama where you suddenly start yourself blaming the gods and goddesses of the food, luck, sun, moon, stars, gravity and wind because of one thing: your sandwich fell without justice.

Well, it's only you who should be blamed, since you are not that skillful to exhaust all the means just to ensure that sandwich's security right on your very hands.

If you would remember how you do things before, you don't care whether you pick that club house with bare hands or with that thin sandwich paper, then bite some crispy potato chips right from your lap. Now, we want to change that habit. A single potato chips pack, in fact, plays a vital role in this age-old problem, and we want you to learn about it.

Yes. There's the cheapest life hack that will help you get through all your favorite sandwich before it's too late.  

You Have Been Eating Sandwiches WRONG Your Entire Life

You Have Been Eating Sandwiches WRONG Your Entire Life

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Before, you're the saddest version of Patrick Neil Harris when your sandwich failed you.

Before, you're the saddest version of Patrick Neil Harris when your sandwich failed you.

Never a legen--wait for it--dary feeling. 

Or if you want some artistic interpretation of your emotional explosion...

Or if you want some artistic interpretation of your emotional explosion...

Here's how you went on. Scream! 

Stop, look and listen! Follow this special life hack for you.

Stop, look and listen! Follow this special life hack for you.

Get ready for your sandwich, chips, ans sandwich paper. 

Step 1: Unwrap everything out, open all the food you must open.

Step 1: Unwrap everything out, open all the food you must open.

Chips, check! Sandwich, check! 

Step 2: Pour your chips on the sandwich paper peacefully, like Professor Utonium!

Step 2: Pour your chips on the sandwich paper peacefully, like Professor Utonium!

Imagine that voice over: "Sugar, spice, and everything nice!"

Pour at your own risk

Pour at your own risk

If you wanted to integrate some flavoring from the chips, it's fine to leave some powder. 

Step 3: Take some slices of sandwich you're going to eat at a time, the shoot it to the semi-emptied pack of chips.

Step 3: Take some slices of sandwich you're going to eat at a time, the shoot it to the semi-emptied pack of chips.

Easy right? Dude, that's it. We're done. Enjoy devouring all the way! 

Satisfied?

Satisfied?

Unleash your sandwich lord within. Congratulations!

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