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10 Ways You Are Annoying Your Partner In Bed. #8 Is A Nightmare For Every Man

Sex is one thing that's healthy, necessary and great for almost everyone. People think about it, dream about it and crave it. You plan it in such a way that it is perfect for both the people involved in it. But, after all, it's a human activity, and it can be ruined in many ways. 

Let us have a look on some of those ways.

10 Ways You Are Annoying Your Partner In Bed. #8 Is A Nightmare For Every Man

10 Ways You Are Annoying Your Partner In Bed. #8 Is A Nightmare For Every Man

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1. Ah, Brocolli! Bad lists do not work

1. Ah, Brocolli! Bad lists do not work

You prepared a list of things you were going to yell during the time you have sex, and it turned out to be your grocery list. Badumtss. 

2. Faking is not allowed

2. Faking is not allowed

When you are having a really great time and some things seem strange, ask yourself, are you really having a great time? 

3. Damn Internet! Why watch these before bed?

3. Damn Internet! Why watch these before bed?

The internet is a strange place. You find great and interesting things and you find some really gross things that can scare you for life. 

4. Entering the wrong place

4. Entering the wrong place

Imagine the irritation of this girl at this point, what the actual fuck is this guy doing?

5. Joseph is not happy 

5. Joseph is not happy 

"Oh God" was apparently not the right thing to shout/yell when you are having sex with a guy named 'Joseph'. 

6. Childhood ruined 

6. Childhood ruined 

Wait, what? Did Doland Duck actually did this to us and made us realize this now? 
Wow, thanks for ruining my childhood? 

7. Surprise sex 

7. Surprise sex 

Well, surprise sex is great, given any time. But, surely in jail, it's something you'd like to stay away from. 

Ruining ego's during sex 

Ruining ego's during sex 

Use the three magical words, 
Yeah, and ruin your partner's ego. 

9. Pizza sex 

9. Pizza sex 

Well, isn't it the two things everyone loves the most? Sex and pizza. But, many times, this combination doesn't work out great. 

10. Awkward boner 

10. Awkward boner 

Boners for times everyone knows how a guy is feeling. 
EVERYONE doesn't make things better but more awkward. 

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