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12 Creepy Sexual Acts Described In The Urban Dictionary You Would Never Want To Try

Urban Dictionary is a trusted online dictionary for all those terms you hear from your colleagues or friends but never want to admit that you've never heard them before!

Entirely made up of gross acts and out of line sexual innuendos, visiting this online catalog is bound to blow up your mind! Read on to find out!

12 Creepy Sexual Acts Described In The Urban Dictionary You Would Never Want To Try

12 Creepy Sexual Acts Described In The Urban Dictionary You Would Never Want To Try

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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

Mexican Pancake: When a man shoots his load on a woman, waits for it to dry as if it's a skin treatment, then peels it off and feeds it to her. No syrup necessary. 

Mexican Pancake: When a man shoots his load on a woman, waits for it to dry as if it's a skin treatment, then peels it off and feeds it to her. No syrup necessary. 

When a man shoots his load on a woman, waits for it to dry as if it's a skin treatment, then peels it off and feeds it to her. No syrup necessary. 

The Flying Camel:As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

The Flying Camel:As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

Cold Lunch:The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person's mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.

Cold Lunch:The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person’s mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.

The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person's mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.

Lion King: While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her "Simba."

Lion King: While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her “Simba.”

While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her "Simba."

Charizarding: When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say 'You don't have have enough badges to train me.

Charizarding: When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say ‘You don’t have have enough badges to train me.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say 'You don't have have enough badges to train me.

Alabama Hot Pocket: This is the "art" to describe the act of separating the vagina lips and taking a dump inside said vagina. Your excrement will then serve as lube.

Alabama Hot Pocket: This is the “art” to describe the act of separating the vagina lips and taking a dump inside said vagina. Your excrement will then serve as lube.

This is the "art" to describe the act of separating the vagina lips and taking a dump inside said vagina. Your excrement will then serve as lube.

Cleveland Hot Waffle: This is the elegant act of taking a shit on your partner's chest, then smacking the soft stool with a tennis racket so your excrement now resembles the popular food item.

Cleveland Hot Waffle: This is the elegant act of taking a shit on your partner’s chest, then smacking the soft stool with a tennis racket so your excrement now resembles the popular food item.

This is the elegant act of taking a shit on your partner's chest, then smacking the soft stool with a tennis racket so your excrement now resembles the popular food item.

Ballcuzi:Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

Ballcuzi:Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

Cosby Sweater:Believe it or not, this act involves no drugs or issues of consent. Instead, it involves eating colorful cereals (Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles are recommended) and vomiting the "tacky and dazzling" mixture onto your partner's chest. The end result should resemble the kitschy sweaters Cosby wore during the height of his fame.

Cosby Sweater:Believe it or not, this act involves no drugs or issues of consent. Instead, it involves eating colorful cereals (Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles are recommended) and vomiting the “tacky and dazzling” mixture onto your partner’s chest. The end result should resemble the kitschy sweaters Cosby wore during the height of his fame.

The Minivan: Similar to the very popular "Shocker" maneuver, the minivan is a little more intense, and involves inserting two fingers into the vagina and a fist up the ass. This act is coined the minivan as the popular vehicle primarily used for families sits two in the front and five in the back. Clever.

The Minivan: Similar to the very popular “Shocker” maneuver, the minivan is a little more intense, and involves inserting two fingers into the vagina and a fist up the ass. This act is coined the minivan as the popular vehicle primarily used for families sits two in the front and five in the back. Clever.

Similar to the very popular "Shocker" maneuver, the minivan is a little more intense, and involves inserting two fingers into the vagina and a fist up the ass. This act is coined the minivan as the popular vehicle primarily used for families sits two in the front and five in the back. Clever.

Smashturbating: When one dons "Hulk Hands" (a popular child's toy issued to promote "The Avengers" film) and masturbates with them.

Smashturbating: When one dons “Hulk Hands” (a popular child’s toy issued to promote “The Avengers” film) and masturbates with them.

When one dons "Hulk Hands" (a popular child's toy issued to promote "The Avengers" film) and masturbates with them.

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