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This totally rich guy, surrounded by girls and guns all time, has been an Instagram sensation since forever. His life is something many men just can dream of having. With the kind of uproar that every picture he uploads on the social media makes, some things create a buzz for an entirely different reason.
And while we completely are thrilled with the kind of wonders that Dan Bilzerian's life is made of, the purpose of this post supports that 'entirely different reason'. And here's where I leave you with this story of a lifetime. See for yourself, what the hell is wrong with him in this picture.
A lot of girls, water, flimsy t-shits, guys in shorts. Doing the 'normal' Dan things!
A closer look will tell you exactly what I am talking about.
I will break it to you, I promise on the next picture.
Okay, I'm not telling you the joke till I am sure you are ready to take it. Because it might really shake you to the core.
I guess now is the time.
Stop focussing on those hot girls for once and focus. Do you see it now? Tell me if you do.
What he needs to do now is fire all those guys who manage his social media accounts. 'Photoshopping pictures' comes with its own repercussions and all his managers need to know that. Or what can I say, maybe Dan has been skipping the leg day at the gym for too long.
And I come bearing examples.
Oh, Dan. What's up with your legs? Don't miss your leg day just too often.
All we need to tell him is that it is time to grow up and do legs at least once a week.