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This Seductive Beer Made From Your Girlfriend's Vagina Will Give You All The Feels

Have you ever imagined of having the essence of women in a beer bottle? The company 'The Order Of Yoni' is making a beer named "Bottled Instinct" that is made up of women's vaginal bacteria. Now, you can feel your girlfriend's taste, her smell, and her grace in a bottle of beer. 

What an amazing feeling this would be...

This Seductive Beer Made From Your Girlfriend's Vagina Will Give You All The Feels

This Seductive Beer Made From Your Girlfriend's Vagina Will Give You All The Feels

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Alexandra Brendlova

Alexandra Brendlova

Alexandra is the first model whose vaginal bacteria will be used by 'The Order Of Yoni.' It's her vaginal bacteria you may taste in the first samples.

How much to pay?

How much to pay?

The company is giving benefits to the participants who will pay to make this beer come into reality.

Perks prepared by the company

Perks prepared by the company

The company has prepared perks for the participants. The more you pay, the better you get.

Help the company to live your fantasy

Help the company to live your fantasy

The company's financial goal is 150,000 EUROS. It will enable them to brew 6 batches containing 16,600 beers in each batch.

Women of your dream

Women of your dream

You can feel the women of your dream, her smell, her charm, and her sensuality in just one bottle of beer.

First ever beer

First ever beer

This is the first ever beer which is made up of women's vaginal bacteria.

Feel your girlfriend in a beer bottle

Feel your girlfriend in a beer bottle

You can get 60 bottles of beers for 10,000 EUR. These will be made from your girlfriend's vaginal bacteria.

Logo of 'The Order of Yoni'

Logo of 'The Order of Yoni'

The company's logo is based on a symbol in a Vietnamese temple. It means vagina in Sanskrit.

Wanna taste

Wanna taste

The bacteria Lactobacillus, formed in the vagina is scraped off and then infused into the beer.

It's just the beginning

It's just the beginning

It's not all about one beer. The company is aiming towards something beyond our imagination. Wait until the company reveals its future ideas.

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