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20 Children's Book Covers That Are Totally NSFW

March 11th should be marked on the calendar, as it was the day which has gone down in history to be Paperback Paradise's founding date of  “The world’s No. 1 used bookstore.” Paperback Paradise invites everyone to "Come visit us at the edge of eternity," or their account on twitter, which features loads of photoshopped covers of young adult books. Be cautious, most of these are NSFW. While they might be NSFW, at the same time they're hilarious!

20 Children's Book Covers That Are Totally NSFW

20 Children's Book Covers That Are Totally NSFW

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1. Grandpa voted for trump.

1. Grandpa voted for trump.

As a kid, it never really occurred to you that this could be happening one day. Now you hear voting for Trump and it will make you go crazy. Grandpa, do you really want to vote for Trump?

Taco bell destroyed my anus.

Taco bell destroyed my anus.

Taco Bell destroyed my anus. Well, regardless of the topic, because you have already made your inferences. Look at the cover, it makes things more uncomfortable.

3. I want this day to end so badly.

3. I want this day to end so badly.

I want it to end so badly. Well sir, what kind of badly, since the ways are too many?

4. Oh shit, Oh fuck.

4. Oh shit, Oh fuck.

Oh fucking shit, this is literally something that nowadays sumps up our lives.

5. Fucking Run as The Sun exploded.

5. Fucking Run as The Sun exploded.

That is a very dangerous warning, fucking run. Creating dangerous possibilities since forever.

6. Bitch, I see you.

6. Bitch, I see you.

Yeah, Bitch, I see you doing your pointless activities and ruining stuff. I see you, and I will come and get you.

7. Wrestle me for America.

7. Wrestle me for America.

I believe this is too much for America even today.

8. Rescue us from Coachella, Gay Angel.

8. Rescue us from Coachella, Gay Angel.

Gay, say this word to a person, and one thing comes to their mind, and that is 'against the law of nature.' They get so angry with the love of another kind.

9. Gonna let this mother burn.

9. Gonna let this mother burn.

Burn, baby, burn! I see you burning, I like it.

10. You flew into some bastard's shower.

10. You flew into some bastard's shower.

The ghosts in the sky are real and kids go on planes to tackle them. What a world!

11. Either of you boys want a coke?

11. Either of you boys want a coke?

Do you want coke? Well, surely, you are not thinking about the fuzzy drink, or are you?

12. You took a dead body's sweater.

12. You took a dead body's sweater.

You are a thief, you are a criminal. Stealing clothes from dead bodies.

He just ate a whole doritos bag.

He just ate a whole doritos bag.

Cool ranch Doritos, huh? Lucky you.

Go apologize to god.

Go apologize to god.

This picture ruins all thoughts in mind. How corrupted are we?

15. Sweet valley kids.

15. Sweet valley kids.

Warning: Porno websites should not be accessed by kids below the proper age limit. Kid: Yeah, okay

Robbed of a childhood

Robbed of a childhood

Robbed of a childhood. Well, everyone is. Everyone wants it and it to be very different.

Unrelatable white rivalry

Unrelatable white rivalry

The white rivalry is totally un relatable and well, you know the rest.

We ate our parents

We ate our parents

You freaking cannibals, how can you be so uncivil? What made you eat them?

19. That's the same shirt from his profile.

19. That's the same shirt from his profile.

Well, woman, asking yourself such a question, would you? It all depends on the pleasure.

20. Sleepover friends.

20. Sleepover friends.

We all want to be gods, and now we even have the spell for it.

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