The location of 'doing it' gets rather controversial when people do it at entirely weird and random places. It's probably like having pizza, but we'd rather have pizza at our apartment then at some other shitty place. Or it is better to do it in a 5-star hotel room than in a shady motel over a convenience store. Right?
Let's have a look at those secret places!
Obviously, considering the space restraint, the car shouldn't be a good choice. The backseat isn't long enough for us to properly lay down, and if you're doing it in the driver's seat, where the seat belt is hitting against your body parts, it's not okay. So, overall it isn't very comfortable.
As intense as it sounds, it's quite the opposite. A waterbed will never let you stay upright and would probably make entrance a troublesome task. It doesn't give a good grip so not much force can be generated.
You probably got a good deal on the room after a discount, but considering how many people get discounts on a daily basis, the bed would probably be covered up with semen. So, it's pretty damn gross.
It seems alright to do it when you're a teenager living with your parents, but as an adult, your parents' home is probably like a temporary weekend home and doing it there is simply weird.
Although it sounds appealing and frizzy due to the movies we watch but trust me when I say shower makeout has more troubles than advantages. First of all, you've got to always keep your ninja senses on a high to avoid slipping on the water and getting yourself hurt. Next, the panocha gets tougher to break in the water.
It's always better to have a make out session or only fool around in a hot water tub and NOT have intimacy. Main reason being, the pool contains way too many bacteria. If that bacteria goes into your "...." then it could lead to infections you haven't even heard of.
There's barely any space to fit in one person, imagine a whole thrusting marathon happening inside there. Her foot will always be cramped in the sink, and you would have your back hurting next day because the toilet paper dispenser would be piercing into it.
Another valley of bacteria you'd be getting yourself into if you're the 'public restroom' kinds. It may seem like a spontaneous decision, but make sure you're aware of the consequences afterwards.
If you share a room, it is a complete no-no to have a makeout session when your roommate is present in the chamber. He may have said that he's going to sleep, but your drunk, clumsy may wake anyone up.
Trust me, doing it on the beach is horrible. It may seem romantic to fool around on the beach after a few shots but stick to only playing. You don't want sand crawling up your body parts and random insects inside the sand coming up and biting your private areas. Yes, it is THAT horrible!