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IN Lifestyle ON 07 Apr, 2016
The location of 'doing it' gets rather controversial when people do it at completely weird and random places. It's probably like having pizza, but we'd rather have pizza at our own apartment then at some other shitty place. Or it is definitely better to do it in a 5-star hotel room than in a shady motel over a convenience store. Right?
So here are the places to have sex ranked in order of their shitty nature.
Obviously, considering the space restraint, the car shouldn't be a good choice. The backseat isn't long enough for us to properly lay down, and if you're doing it in the driver's seat, where the seat belt is hits against delicate organs, it's not good. So, overall it isn't very comfortable.
As $exy as it sounds, it's quite the opposite. A waterbed will never let you stay upright and would probably make penetration a troublesome task. It doesn't give a good grip so not much force can be generated.
You probably got a good deal on the room after a discount, but considering how many people get discounts on a daily basis, the bed would probably be covered up with semen. So it's pretty damn gross.
It seems alright to do it when you're a teenager living with your parents but as an adult, your parents' home is probably like a temporary weekend home and doing it there is simply weird.
Although it sounds really appealing and kinky due to the movies we watch, but trust me when I say shower sex has more troubles than advantages. First of all, you gotta always keep your ninja senses on a high to avoid slipping on the water and getting yourself hurt. Next, the vagina gets tougher to penetrate in the water.
It's always better to have a make out session or simply fool around in a hot tub and NOT have sex. Main reason being, the pool contains way too many bacteria. If that bacteria goes into your wee wee's, it could lead to genital infections you haven't even heard of. Guess hot tub sex doesn't sound appealing anymore, right?
There's barely any space to fit in one person, imagine a whole banging marathon happening inside there. Her foot will always be cramped in the sink and you would have your back hurting next day because the toilet paper dispenser would be piercing into it.
Another valley of bacteria you'd be getting yourself into if you're the 'public restroom' kinds. It may seem like a spontaneous decision, but make sure you're aware of the consequences after.
If you share a room, it is a complete no-no to have sex when your roommate is present inside the room. He may have said that he's going to sleep, but your drunk, clumsy and loud sex can wake anyone up.
Trust me, doing it on the beach is literally horrible. It may seem romantic to fool around on the beach after a few shots but stick to only fooling around. You don't want sand crawling up your butt and random insects inside the sand coming up and biting your private areas. Yes, it is really THAT horrible!