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No one ever thinks that it is weird for a child to be living with their parents. And kids, they have a knack for saying the most embarrassing things at the most inappropriate times. Don't they? There's nothing more mortifying than your kid walking in on you while you are in the middle of something.
Here are a random sampling of real-life humiliating stories, as told by kids themselves. Scroll over to enjoy the stories.
Their 7-year-old daughter caught her father going down on her mum and had a question in her mind. All she could come up with was,"Am I going to have an another sister?"
A kid caught her parents having sex two days in a row on the kitchen countertop.
An 18-year-old came home early from a party and went downstairs into the basement to chill. He could hear his parents talk to each other. And there was a sudden thud of the headboard smashing against the wall.
He told him that it was an anti-sweat powder for a friend who had very sweaty feet and asked me to help him bag it up.
Her son was diagnosed at 6 and since then he was left with a wick to drain the abscess drain. She packed him panty liners if in case he needed them. Predictably, being a 7-year-old and a boy, he thought this was the only reason to use panty liners. A few months later, she was alone in the bathroom and starting to suspect it's about to be that time of the month. And while she was affixing the panty liner, her son entered in shouting at her to stop using his butt things.
A kid once caught his father filling an empty bottle of '100% maple syrup' with his aunt. No joke, that is true. If you love the way these kids talk about their parents, share their innocence with your friends. Do not forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook.
She saw her dad's email to couples looking for a sex partner. He's married and he used the phrase," I have a long talented tongue that never gets tired." I bet she is glad, she is not living with her parents now.
It was late at night, and their child woke up from sleep. She dashed into their room and saw them together. Freaked out, she left the room and ran over to her bedroom. Later the next morning, she asked why daddy was dancing on her butt?
She walked on her dad doing a bong rip and she asked if it was a potion. Dad gave her a look saying it's a dream. She still thinks her dad is a wizard.
She caught her mom smearing a combination of bacon, eggs, and syrup on a gag and tied up dad while yelling "How's breakfast in bed, BITCH? If you love the way these kids talk about their parents, share their innocence with your friends. Do not forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook.