8 Sex Myths You Must Know To Make Your Life Better

8 Sex Myths You Must Know To Make Your Life Better
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Sex is like playing a football match against Barcelona. There is the excitement, but there is also the fear of the unknown happening with you. And just like it is a myth that Messi is, in fact, God playing football for a change, there are many myths about sex too which we think you should steer clear of. Because knowing this will help you enjoy Messi. Uh, sex. 

Let's see.

1. There is some correlation between the size of the shoe and the dick.

1. There is some correlation between the size of the shoe and the dick.

Yeah so don't buy bigger shoes for no reason. Hey, btw my foot is 12 inches long. Honestly.

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2. Oysters make her horny

2. Oysters make her horny
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Else fishermen would have been the Hugh Hefners of the world silly.

3. Eating pineapples makes you taste sweet.

3. Eating pineapples makes you taste sweet.
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The taste of semen is not affected by fruits. That's why we have flavored condoms innit?

4. The size of penis matters

4. The size of penis matters
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What matters is what you are capable of doing with it and we don't mean taking a leak.

5. A pregnant woman cannot conceive

5. A pregnant woman cannot conceive
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Sure she can. It's called superfetation.

6. Double condoms reduce the risk of direct contact

6. Double condoms reduce the risk of direct contact
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In fact the friction can cause both of the condoms to tear off.

7. Men think of sex every seven seconds

7. Men think of sex every seven seconds
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I can prove this one. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Mia Khalifa has such a commendable work ethic. See?

8. Only men have wet dreams

8.  Only men have wet dreams
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You should just listen to what happens in a woman's wet dreams. I have.