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8 Epic Reasons Why India Should NOT Win Against West Indies. #5 Is For Startup Guys

So yes, yet again, India has reached the semi-finals of an ICC World Cup showcase, but what's worth raising eyebrows is the fact that we'll be competing against West Indies. West Indian team has a glittery history with two back to back World Cup victories in the 70s and reaching finals of 83' only to get defeated by Kapil Dev's men. Since then, the Carribean side had dwindled even when it had the likes of Brian Lara and Courtney Walsh by its side.

But the fate of the team will again be at stake when it fights of the not-so-arch rivals India which is on the other hand on Cloud 7 with the recent nail-biting victories. (thanks to, all the bowlers and SOME batsman)

8 Epic Reasons Why India Should NOT Win Against West Indies. #5 Is For Startup Guys

8 Epic Reasons Why India Should NOT Win Against West Indies. #5 Is For Startup Guys

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# Reason 1: If Virat's extraordinary spell goes on to stay the same...

# Reason 1: If Virat's extraordinary spell goes on to stay the same...

...Anushka will have a hard time coping with all the female fans those will try their best to woo the youngster and snatch Anushka's real life hero. (Which actor is happy listening to this?)

# Reason 2: If Dhoni sticks to his last ball trademark...

# Reason 2: If Dhoni sticks to his last ball trademark...

...the fielders will move into depression with the nightmares of "nothing to catch" decreasing the quality of their sleep. We will certainly not want this as we want the foreign players to come for IPL, right?

# Reason 3: If India wins today..

# Reason 3: If India wins today..

..the dream of the Carribean island and its samaritans to see their team taking that 33-year-old revenge will get crushed like a lemon.

# Reason 4: West Indies has the best T20 players in the cricket fraternity and..

# Reason 4: West Indies has the best T20 players in the cricket fraternity and..

..even after having players like Gayle, Sammy and Bravo, who are the champions of IPL and almost every other T20 match they participate in, if WI lose, it will be a shame and we can help them with this. (or at least, can say just to say)

# Reason 5: If Raina gets out playing a short pitch delivery and India still wins..

# Reason 5: If Raina gets out playing a short pitch delivery and India still wins..

Raina will then get caught up with the famous question that every startup employee bothers himself with- "Why Am I Working In The Company If Me Taking A Day's Off Doesn't Matter To The Profits?!"

# Reason 6: This can be Chris Gayle's last Worldcup

# Reason 6: This can be Chris Gayle's last Worldcup

Woah! The man who has a personality of some extraterrestrial human being that just do two things - stand and hit the ball OUT OF THE STADIUM is gonna retire soon, and he deserves a great farewell. (Losing the last match against India too can be counted as one of the best farewell)

# Reason 7: Of Sammy too (will he like it to be Shane Watson's way?)

# Reason 7: Of Sammy too (will he like it to be Shane Watson's way?)

After retiring from test cricket at a young age of 32, we know that there are all the chances of him being out of the game after this. Any last message for the cool, handsome and allrounder captain?

# Reason 8: India has to SHOW that it is defeatable at times.

# Reason 8: India has to SHOW that it is defeatable at times.

With MS Dhoni playing with the SPARTA bat, we can not let one Spartan kill the happiness of another Spartan i.e. Chris Gayle.

So what do you think, who should/will win and why? Comment and share to ask your friends.

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