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12 Awkward Thoughts Every Guy Gets While Making Love

Sex is attractive and fun but at the same time, it sure is awkward. Once while I was dry humping a girl, she sat on my boner and since she was in the mood I couldn't really say anything to her but at the same time my phallus was being crushed like Germany crushed Brazil in the last world cup. That sure was awkward, and all I could think was how do I tell this to her.

But enough about my stories. Here are the general awkward thoughts that men get when they are in bed, which should help you understand that... oh well, sitting on someone's boner is not a kind gesture. 

12 Awkward Thoughts Every Guy Gets While Making Love

12 Awkward Thoughts Every Guy Gets While Making Love

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1. "It feels awkward when she tries to shoot a sexy smile when she cannot. "

1. "It feels awkward when she tries to shoot a sexy smile when she cannot. "

2. "Her handjob feels like she trying to pull off my dick from my body."

2. "Her handjob feels like she trying to pull off my dick from my body."

3. "I can feel every teeth of hers when she is sucking on that phallus."

3. "I can feel every teeth of hers when she is sucking on that phallus."

4. "Why am I always on the top? Why can't she do it for at least 5 minutes?"

4. "Why am I always on the top? Why can't she do it for at least 5 minutes?"

5. "When she screams at the top of the voice and makes you freak out."

5. "When she screams at the top of the voice and makes you freak out."

6. "Why do you want the action everyday? Why cannot you let me sleep at least once?"

6. "Why do you want the action everyday? Why cannot you let me sleep at least once?"

7. "Are you going to make me freeze in this position?"

7. "Are you going to make me freeze in this position?"

8. "Why is she trying to hide the tampons?"

8. "Why is she trying to hide the tampons?"

9. "Her back is so, so boney. Ewww."

9. "Her back is so, so boney. Ewww."

10. "Her hair is everywhere. Eww, even in my mouth."

10. "Her hair is everywhere. Eww, even in my mouth."

11. "Stop humping on me so much. Don't sit on my boner!" This is me.

11. "Stop humping on me so much. Don't sit on my boner!" This is me.

12. "Her vagina makes weird noises."

12. "Her vagina makes weird noises."

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