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8 Things That A Real Bullet Owner Does But You Were Unaware Of

I still remember the first time I got to know what a motorbike is. I was playing cricket when the ball landed near an amazingly heavy looking vehicle. It was red, charming with high handlebars, bright red tank, single seats, with springs underneath, the mudflaps. I climbed on the rider's seat and felt awesome just like some kind some royal. I told the rider that he had an amazing bike, he smiled and replied "it's not just a bike, it's a Bullet".

If you own a bullet, you are not a 'real bullet owner' unless you have not lived such mind-blowing moments with your bullet.

8 Things That A Real Bullet Owner Does But You Were Unaware Of

8 Things That A Real Bullet Owner Does But You Were Unaware Of

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1. You bike receives a better treatment than your wife/girlfriend.

1. You bike receives a better treatment than your wife/girlfriend.

You spend more money on your bullet in a month than on buying gifts for your wife/girlfriend. At least one of them gets satisfaction.

2. You have an unbreakable bond with your bullet mechanic .

2. You have an unbreakable bond with your bullet mechanic .

By owning a bullet, you don't only maintain it properly, but also runs the household expenses of your mechanic. No one on earth seems more dear than the mechanic when your bike demands repair every other week.

3. You have fallen off your bike at least once.

3. You have fallen off your bike at least once.

It may be while taking off the main stand or negotiating a U-turn or because the brakes failed. Thankfully, the bike repairing bill was less than your medical bill.

4. The bike gave upon you in the middle of the road.

4. The bike gave upon you in the middle of the road.

It may be due to any reason. Luckily, a fellow bullet helped you out and that day became memorable for your.

5. Only you can start your bullet.

5. Only you can start your bullet.

Decompressing the engine and kickstarting it, it may look you simple. Well, go ahead and give it a try, you will end up injuring your ankle. The rider amazes you by starting it instantly, that's because it's 'his' bike and only he can start it.

6. You don't ride fast, you cruise.

6. You don't ride fast, you cruise.

Brakes are terrible and those drum brakes are not designed for high speeds. So, you better cruise and enjoy the ride.

7. Your jeans is full of oil stains.

7. Your jeans is full of oil stains.

The old engine, of course, enjoys leaking oil most of which ends up staining rider's jeans. Next time you see a rider with his jeans stained in oil, greet him with a respect he might be a bullet owner.

8. If you own a bullet you have already given up hopes on mileage.

8. If you own a bullet you have already given up hopes on mileage.

It's for style and status. You do a mental calculation before embarking on any journey and if in case that calculation slips you get an opportunity to keep in physical shape.

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