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Couples Who Discuss Openly About Poop Are The Happiest Ones

Very few of us feel comfortable to talk about 'poop' with our partner. Isn't it?

But the truth is, the couples who can talk freely about their poops are the happiest ones. Women, in particular, are damn hygienic and a very few of them like to discuss openly about it.

Though at times, pooping on the date doesn't seem to be a good idea, but it's nature's call and you really can't help it. The more you discuss about poop with your partner, the happier you are. Check out these few logical reasons why it is so!

Couples Who Discuss Openly About Poop Are The Happiest Ones

Couples Who Discuss Openly About Poop Are The Happiest Ones

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Pooping is an everyday job.

Pooping is an everyday job.

So, there is no harming in talking about poop with the closest person in your life.

Poop conversation will strengthen your relationship.

Poop conversation will strengthen your relationship.

You'll feel relaxed and much better after discussing about your everyday shit.

It will also add fun in your relationship.

It will also add fun in your relationship.

You definitely can't hide about your bathroom schedule from your spouse, can you?

And what's the need to lie about the sudden bowel movement?

And what’s the need to lie about the sudden bowel movement?

You need to be honest with your partner in every possible way.

There is no need to talk about size or color of your poop.

There is no need to talk about size or color of your poop.

But you can definitely give an overview about it.

Have a look at this conversation.

Have a look at this conversation.

Person 1: "Hey, babe, mind if I jump in the bathroom before we go out?"

Person 2: "Sure! I'll just wait outside."

Person 1: "Oh, it'll probably be a few minutes. I have to..."

Person 2: "Poop?"

Person 1: "Yes, I have to poop. So, wait inside or you'll catch a cold. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes."

Person 2: "Cool! I love you."

I feel that poop conversation is must in a relationship.

 I feel that poop conversation is must in a relationship.

It can actually enhance the level of understanding with your companion.

You must share your clumsy moments with your lover.

You must share your clumsy moments with your lover.

It will definitely make you closer and intimate like never before.

It's stupidity to feel embarrass about it.

It's stupidity to feel embarrass about it.

If you're comfortable to discuss about your ex with your mate, then there is no need of hiding about your daily shit.

Your washroom atrocities won't spoil your relationship.

Your washroom atrocities won’t spoil your relationship.

Check out this another conversation:

Person 1: "My god, I can't believe what just happened in there."

Person 2: "Haha, what?"

Person 1: "Well, let's just say it'll be a long time before I have another bite of Mexican food."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "That extra-thick carnitas burrito with a double portion of refried beans just did to my colon what Hitler did to Poland in 1939."

Person 2: "Gotcha! Well, I'll wait a few minutes before I take a shower."

Person 1: "Might want to take 20 minutes."

Person 2: "Yikes."

Person 1: "Wanna have sex?"

Person 2: "Um... maybe later."Share this neat information with your friends and family.

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