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It may sound weird to you but I like talking about poop and #the pooping habits of people because why not? I had once tweeted "One man's poop is some pig's food, so you aren't utterly useless."
Perhaps no one liked it because if they did, I would have been a fecking awesome Twitterati by now. Anyway, here are some other blokes whose tweets about poop are way better than mine and quite something that would make you laugh.