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17 Funny Shit Tweets That Will Make You Go Ewww

It may sound weird to you but I like talking about poop and #the pooping habits of people because why not? I had once tweeted "One man's poop is some pig's food, so you aren't utterly useless."
Perhaps no one liked it because if they did, I would have been a fecking awesome Twitterati by now. Anyway, here are some other blokes whose tweets about poop are way better than mine and quite something that would make you laugh. 

17 Funny Shit Tweets That Will Make You Go Ewww

17 Funny Shit Tweets That Will Make You Go Ewww

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1. Thank God, she doesn't own Lufthansa.

1. Thank God, she doesn't own Lufthansa.

2. Yeah, the light of shit is glowing through his eyes.

2. Yeah, the light of shit is glowing through his eyes.

3. If my woman has a voice like Scarlet Johansson, I would let her poop and even let her out of the washroom.

3. If my woman has a voice like Scarlet Johansson, I would let her poop and even let her out of the washroom.

4. No, it's not. How can you poop through their butt?

4. No, it's not. How can you poop through their butt?

5. Thank God, humans can't fly.

5. Thank God, humans can't fly.

6. Game of Thrones would have won by Castle Black then.

6. Game of Thrones would have won by Castle Black then.

7. Powerbank. Always.

7. Powerbank. Always.

8. You probably haven't eaten three bananas and a pack of Doritos and drank a jar of water over it.

8. You probably haven't eaten three bananas and a pack of Doritos and drank a jar of water over it.

9. Aww, that's so nice.

9. Aww, that's so nice.

10. Dude, you are so boring.

10. Dude, you are so boring.

11. I can do if I'm suffering with diarrohea.

11. I can do if I'm suffering with diarrohea.

12. "I digested the beets momma!"

12. "I digested the beets momma!"

13. There's a reason, why do people in India use water in India?

13. There's a reason, why do people in India use water in India?

14. That's an award winning poem.

14. That's an award winning poem.

15. Beyonce: "Haha" *flushes*

15. Beyonce: "Haha" *flushes*

16. They probably thought it was a self-blowjob?

16. They probably thought it was a self-blowjob?

17. This is why I hate anal.

17. This is why I hate anal.

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