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16 Hilarious Statements After India's Victory Over Pakistan And Bangladesh

It is just like a carnival for cricket fans when India plays Pakistan in World Cup. It was a perfect Saturday evening for Indian fans as India continued its winning streak against arch-rivals Pakistan and didn’t give any mauka to Pakistanis to either win a match or make fun of Indian team. The joy got doubled when India registered a thumping victory against Bangladesh. The social media was buzzing with lots of trolling being done at Pakistan and Bangladesh team. After all Rishtey me toh hum tumhare Baap lagte hai! 

Enjoy India’s victory with some of the most hilarious captions below.

16 Hilarious Statements After India's Victory Over Pakistan And Bangladesh

16 Hilarious Statements After India's Victory Over Pakistan And Bangladesh

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1. Pakistani players practicing all possible 'positions' for today's game

1.	Pakistani players practicing all possible ‘positions’ for today’s game

These days when media is always around, you got to be careful as every move gets captured. When Pakistan team was practicing before the match, this perfect shot was taken. Indians and Virat Kohli, in particular, has always gone 'hard' at Pakistan. Hence, people were wondering that whether Pakistani players are preparing for a match or for something else. :p

2. Doesn't matter whether it is a movie or a cricket match, Abhishek Bachchan will always be in a side role.

2.	Doesn’t matter whether it is a movie or a cricket match, Abhishek Bachchan will always be in a side role.

Nobody can get away from criticism in India. Not even Abhishek Bachchan. He must be thinking- "Jaha hum khade hote hai, waha par stage khatam hota hai!"

3. Shehzad comes out to bat and takes wickets in hand. Kohli: What are you doing? He replies- Coach asked to keep wicket in hands

3.	Shehzad comes out to bat and takes wickets in hand. Kohli: What are you doing? He replies- Coach asked to keep wicket in hands

Ahmed Shehzad is known for the similar looks as that of Virat Kohli. However, He couldn't match the consistency of Virat Kohli.

4. The ball is talking…in English

 4.	The ball is talking…in English

There was no hiding place for Pakistani cricketers as hilarious captions were buzzing on social media for their lack of skills- both with bat and with English. Ashwin and Nehra bowled wonderful spells and hardly gave anything away. Pakistan could score only 38 runs in 8 overs and was finding it difficult to read the ball just like they face difficulty in reading English. (not to forget some of the Indian players too have a hard time with English.)

5. Don't give free stuff to Pakistan. 

5.	Don’t give free stuff to Pakistan. 

Shoaib Malik and Sarfaraz Ahmed built a partnership. There was some help from newbies in India's bowling attack- Hardik Pandya and Jasprit Bumrah. In the slog overs, they gave away too many loose deliveries and extras as well which helped Pakistan to reach the score of 118.

6. Girls: What will you do in 60 mins? Afridi: I'll Bat. Girls: What about rest 58 mins

6.	Girls: What will you do in 60 mins? Afridi:  I’ll Bat. Girls: What about rest 58 mins

As always, it was a cameo without much contribution to the score by 'Maggi Man'. Continuing his legacy, he didn't waste too much time in throwing away his wicket to score just 8 runs and missed his 'tentury' by 2 runs.

7. Pakistan was saving their slog shots for the last two overs which had been deducted.

7.	Pakistan was saving their slog shots for the last two overs which had been deducted.

Certainly, they were looking to get the big hits in the last 2 overs which were deduced because of rain.

8. O palanhare nirgun o nyaare, tumre bin hamra kaunun nahin.

8.	O palanhare nirgun o nyaare, tumre bin hamra kaunun nahin.

Like Pakistani batsmen, Indians too struggled earlier on with bat. After Rohit Sharma's dismissal, Dhawan and Raina fell on back-to-back deliveries putting India in trouble with a score of 23 for 3. Only one man stood tall, like he always does- Virat Kohli. 

9. Shot!

9.	Shot!

Kohli once again showed his class and This was the reaction of Indian fans when Kohli hit Shahid Afridi out of the ground!

10. India can rap abuse faster than Eminem during a match

10.	India can rap abuse faster than Eminem during a match

Indians are always up for the fight when it comes to trolling the Pakistanis. But this trolling is always on a positive note.

11. Not playing Hoil today because it's already bleeding blue

11.  Not playing Hoil today because it's already bleeding blue

It was a happy Holi for Indians after India emerged as winners in a nail-biting encounter.

12. Dhoni Appeals for stumping. Gets ticket for over speeding from Umpire!

12. Dhoni Appeals for stumping. Gets ticket for over speeding from Umpire!

Dhoni does stumping with redoubtable speed. He is so quick behind the stumps that no batsman can evade if he is out of the crease.

13. Even if you give him bowler like 'Kachra' to bowl last over MS Dhoni will win it.

13. Even if you give him bowler like ‘Kachra’ to bowl last over MS Dhoni will win it.

Right since the 2007 world cup, MS Dhoni has mastered the art of finishing the game in style. Once again, he did it with his acumen and brilliant captaincy. 

14. Ashish Nehra deserves Android Phone for performance.

14. Ashish Nehra deserves Android Phone for performance.

Nehra (or perhaps Nehraji) talked about not using latest technology or gadgets during a pre-match press conference. But against Bangladesh, he was rock solid, just like his Nokia 1110. Now, after his heroics against Bangladesh he has certainly rebranded himself from vintage Nehra to a teenage Nehra!

15. Where Pakistan team is standing after India's victory today? At Airport

15. Where Pakistan team is standing after India’s victory today? At Airport

There is some serious competition in group B to make it to semi-final. With New Zealand already through to semi-final, India and Australia are fighting for that one spot. Though mathematically Pakistan still have a chance to make a cut, practically it is not possible. So the next stop for Pakistani team is certainly at the airport.

16. A Bangladeshi Horror story- 2 runs 3 balls 2 runs 2 balls 2 runs 1 ball 2 runs NO BALL

16. A Bangladeshi Horror story- 2 runs 3 balls   2 runs 2 balls   2 runs 1 ball   2 runs NO BALL

There was lots of controversies created during 2015 cricket world cup by Bangladeshi fans. Well, this time, they got it. No Ball and 2 runs :p 

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