13 Weirdest Masturbation Confessions You Will Ever Come Across 

13 Weirdest Masturbation Confessions You Will Ever Come Across 
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Masturbation is a subject people hesitate to speak upon. While some may cherish the beautiful moments they spent loving themselves engaging in that blissful act and hesitate to express it openly, there are others who are open about it and embrace it. Once you let go of everything and embrace self-love, you attain bliss, a state of nothingness. 

When you express that love the very first time, it's so intense. You wish the feeling would've lasted forever. I hope you remember the very first time you jerked off, because here are some confessions that might take you back to the time you discovered yourself.  

1. When you're self-obsessed

1. When you're self-obsessed

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2. A body without a soul

2. A body without a soul
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3. O poor bear

3. O poor bear
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4. When you shake it off

4. When you shake it off
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and you're still shaking.

5. That's so dumb.

5. That's so dumb.
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You mom might have had hell of a laughter.

6. When pee marked the end of the climax

6. When pee marked the end of the climax
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7. Congrats, you might have got something to blame your weight gain on.

7. Congrats, you might have got something to blame your weight gain on.
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8. The feeling of complete bliss

8. The feeling of complete bliss
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9. An awkward encounter

9. An awkward encounter
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well, it happens initially.

10. Masturbation never killed anybody

10. Masturbation never killed anybody
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11. When nails come in the way.

11. When nails come in the way.
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But you do it anyway.

12. Well, now I wonder how aliens masturbate

12. Well, now I wonder how aliens masturbate
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13. That must've hurt bad

13. That must've hurt bad
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