If you would ask me what is the thing that is most dear to me? Well, my answer would be a good night sleep that too alone getting all comfy in those blankets. Unfortunately, I share a bed with my roommate and it would be better if we don't discuss his snoring and sleeptalks.
My worst nightmare is him, waking him up when he has a nightmare. You might be having an annoying roommate or a partner with whom you share your bed but you two have surely landed up in some interesting sleeping positions.
You don't want to fuck up with each other's sleeping positions. Straight legs, crossed arms, ready for a good night's sleep.
That brings back the memories of all those lost hair ties.
Awww. When someone gently clutches you from behind, spooning sweetly.
When you share a special bond but never show your affection openly. Well, your ankles make the first move.
There is no end and no start. You two are badly tangled with each other just like the headphone cords. efforts to untangle are frustrating and futile just like untangling the headphone cords.
One of you is gonna die in frozen waters without a good piece of the pillow. But the other one is always gonna be the saviour.
Just like you cradle your iPhone constantly deforming your pinky.
You make a London bridge with your hands when you want to be close but not too close.
No greater joy than watching Game Of Thrones curling up on the couch with your head on somebody's lap and your body curled into fetal position.
Anything is possible in bed, even 'the lift'.
All Tinder matches and bedmates need to learn their lesson. You just have to swipe left.