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13 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Must Be Banned From Instagram

Miley Cyrus and her wild ways have always managed to be the talk of the town. Umm..make that the talk of entire human species. Her infamous tongue paired with fog, balloons, teddies and dwarfs when brought together on-stage, we are automatically subscribed to unhinged entertainment.

However, the question remains are we mature enough to handle the amount of rebellious outbreak she has to offer? Well, that's a million dollar question and answer to it still remains speculative but as it turns out her Instagram account offers us a peep into her demented life. After all... She Can't Be Tamed.

Here are some reasons that I think she should be banned from Instagram.

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13 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Must Be Banned From Instagram

13 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Must Be Banned From Instagram

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1. She is wild, she is nasty.

1. She is wild, she is nasty.

Most of all she is pathetic.

2. Miley can never have enough of anything.

2. Miley can never have enough of anything.

She is better off without booze. We have had enough of Miley.

3. Oh Miley!

3. Oh Miley!

She always wants something to satisfy her taste buds.

4. You are, where all the nastiness started from.

4. You are, where all the nastiness started from.

5. Don't think out loud.

5. Don't think out loud.

She probably has her lips covered with something unspeakable.

6. Sucking her thumb.

6. Sucking her thumb.

She really sucks.

7. Her tongue is one heck of an explorer.

7. Her tongue is one heck of an explorer.

It wanna explore every inch of your skin.

8. That's so gross.

8. That's so gross.

I am gonna suck you bad, but first, 'let me take a selfie'.

9. You see that 'To open' direction ?

9. You see that 'To open' direction ?

Well, that's how you open her head and find a hell lot of shit.

10. Shaving, for a change, I guess.

10. Shaving, for a change, I guess.

11. Return that bottle to the toddler you stole it from.

11. Return that bottle to the toddler you stole it from.

12. Your knee really looks like a dick.

12. Your knee really looks like a dick.

And your dog, it came to smell your bad breath.

13. Morning hangover without a boozy night.

13. Morning hangover without a boozy night.

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