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16 First Date Texts That Would Destroy You Forever

First dates are cute and what you say on your first date or after that counts a lot. Because that's the deciding factor for your second date. My girlfriend is a dentist and on our first date, I had asked her what she thought of the teeth of a friend of mine. She didn't "eww" me because she talks equally unromantic things. But that might not always be the case. 

Look at these poor blokes.

16 First Date Texts That Would Destroy You Forever

16 First Date Texts That Would Destroy You Forever

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1. And that's how it begins.

1. And that's how it begins.

2. And that's how it ends.

2. And that's how it ends.

3. Sometimes it's damn funny.

3. Sometimes it's damn funny.

4. Sometimes it is really not funny

4. Sometimes it is really not funny

5. Sometimes its just bad.

5. Sometimes its just bad.

6. And some times its desperate.

6. And some times its desperate.

7. And some times its miscalculated

7. And some times its miscalculated

8. Some times, its selfish

8. Some times, its selfish

9. Some other times its dorky.

9. Some other times its dorky.

10. And at times, it's also a little PETA.

10. And at times, it's also a little PETA.

11. Some times its err, emm.

11. Some times its err, emm.

12. Some times its not meant to be, bouquet or no bouquet.

12. Some times its not meant to be, bouquet or no bouquet.

13. Some times its Social Science class all over again.

13. Some times its Social Science class all over again.

14. Some times its not just you know, witty?

14. Some times its not just you know, witty?

15. That's brutal.

15. That's brutal.

16. And this is total Hollywood material.

16. And this is total Hollywood material.

Bonus: This is a punch.

Bonus: This is a punch.

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