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Junk Food, Slaps & No $ex.... Jared Fogle Will Wish For A Prison Break If Left Here

Previous Subway pitchman Jared Fogle, according to Touch Weekly, has gone from hanging with Michael Phelps and Mike Trout to eating up boxes of Honey Buns and getting provoked & undermined by different inmates inside FCI Englewood prison.

Read on to know what all is going on with him.

Junk Food, Slaps & No $ex.... Jared Fogle Will Wish For A Prison Break If Left Here

Junk Food, Slaps & No $ex.... Jared Fogle Will Wish For A Prison Break If Left Here

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Getting slapped by inmates

Getting slapped by inmates

Within an year, he is being harassed by the inmates inside FCI Englewood.

He has been nicknamed "Chomo"

He has been nicknamed "Chomo"

"Chomo" stands for Child Molester. Another prisoner called him "dirty child rapist", and told him to "get the f**k out".

He learnt the art of patience, since getting out is not an option

He learnt the art of patience, since getting out is not an option

Jared got slapped, but was helpless against it

Jared got slapped, but was helpless against it

"The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red," a prison insider said. "Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym. He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!"

No Cold Cut Combos at FCI Englewood

No Cold Cut Combos at FCI Englewood

And so he is satiating himself through Honey buns

And so he is satiating himself through Honey buns

And has already gained 30 pounds in the last three months!

He is totally taking advantage of "cake days" in the dining hall

He is totally taking advantage of "cake days" in the dining hall

No $exual satisfaction for him

No $exual satisfaction for him

As far as $ex is concerned, since the prison houses only adult males, there isn't much of a choice, if at all he is going for it.

So the former pitchman is really serving his term

So the former pitchman is really serving his term

It is 16 years before he can taste the outside world again

It is 16 years before he can taste the outside world again

A prison break? That's the only option left with him.

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