Ruthless + vindictive + vengeful + spiteful + short tempered + manipulative + paranoid + bitchy = CERSEI LANNISTER
Every book or movie has a character that everybody absolutely loathes or rather say such a character is deliberately forged by the author. Cersei is one such character from Game of Thrones. She is often perceived as the English version of Indian daily soap vamp. Yet I like her because she has gold…lots of it (and I am ready to marry her for all her gold :P).
Despite all her insanity, sometimes, she does have a point! I think there is a lot to learn from her. Let’s find out what is it then, shall we?
Yeah! That's on the top of my list (obviously). Never sleep with your brother if you do not wish to end up having children like Joffrey!
Do not think for a second! Just do it..do it, I said! Never waste time thinking about the consequences. Who cares what happens in future. I am the queen of seven kingdoms. I don't think about consequences (even if it involves walking naked on the street in front of a thousand people).
Try to have sex in weird situations to make it more interesting e.g. on your son's funeral. "Ha! Who cares. he is dead anyway. Why should I miss all the fun? He is not going to pop his head up and ask, Momma! What's up?"
Make sure you are bitchy and sarcastic all the time. It would certainly help you during your hard times. Be bitchy, be happy!
Ding dong! Gotcha there, didn't I? I knew you all needed an excuse to switch your boyfriend/girlfriend, and I gave you one (Ahh! don't thank me now! That's just how good I am).
Yes! You are the wisest. So, what if your decisions result in mass slaughter? Don't give a shit! What are a thousand lives compared to your ego? Nothing.
Haters gonna hate anyway! So, in the meantime, why not try to control their lives and make them feel miserable? Making people's life a living can be really fun. Watch GOT to find out more! :D
Joffrey? Dead, Myrcella? Dead, Tywin? Dead! I am scared now, what if I am the next one?
So that every time people see you, they will find you slightly different than what you were the last time they saw you. Hurray!
This is the best part. Don't you just love the moment when people wish you were dead? I know you do! You guys, this woman in my idol.
All hail Cersei! :P