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We have a mind-boggling mystery to solve today. The mystery of a dickish matress.
Five friends share an apartment in New York City. Jade lives with his girlfriend, Rachel in the same room. He has a younger brother Harry who is a nerd who can always be found locked up in his room with his three other friends fully immersed in their computers. Tom,  a guitarist, totally spoiled brat is a fun guy who comes up liquored up every night. Last but not the least, Angela, a hottie who is an alcoholic and pervert brings a guy to the apartment every night.
Someone or something left some dickish imprints on the memory mattress. The question is who?
Yeah it is actually what it seems. No don't say it out loud.
You might be wondering how this matress ended up with those imprints. That's a mystery.
The mattress with the mysterious imprints is a memory mattress. Memory mattress is topped with a layer of temperature-sensitive viscoelastic material that is good for relieving pressure on painful joints. The thing about such type of mattresses is that they remember things.
Dildo. haha. We were trying to solve the mystery of those weird imprints. We think that someone hide three dildoes beneath that mattress, hence the imprints. Where that mattress belongs is from an apartment shared by 5 friends.
We asked them if they had anything to do with the mattress. They actually had nothing to do with it as they were at the office the whole night making out. There are chances though that those imprints of a dick.
When Jade came back in the morning, he asked Tom to help him move the mattress in the living room as he wanted to take a nap. Tom freaked out when he came across those imprints.
This morning she was alone. Well that's strange because she usually wakes up next to a random guy every morning.
He says it was him. Lol! That's impossible because he has a small dick. His friends (The other guys) confirm that. Give it a try, see if you can solve the mystery. We would appreciate comments.