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Can You Solve The Mystery Of These Dickish Imprints On The Mattress?

We have a mind-boggling mystery to solve today. The mystery of a dickish matress.

Five friends share an apartment in New York City. Jade lives with his girlfriend, Rachel in the same room. He has a younger brother Harry who is a nerd who can always be found locked up in his room with his three other friends fully immersed in their computers. Tom,  a guitarist, totally spoiled brat is a fun guy who comes up liquored up every night. Last but not the least, Angela, a hottie who is an alcoholic and pervert brings a guy to the apartment every night.

Someone or something left some dickish imprints on the memory mattress. The question is who?

Can You Solve The Mystery Of These Dickish Imprints On The Mattress?

Can You Solve The Mystery Of These Dickish Imprints On The Mattress?

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They seem taken aback by something.

They seem taken aback by something.

Well, I too was after seeing this.

Well, I too was after seeing this.

Yeah it is actually what it seems. No don't say it out loud.

There are three mysterious imprints near the bottom.

There are three mysterious imprints near the bottom.

You might be wondering how this matress ended up with those imprints. That's a mystery.

But we do have a piece of puzzle to begin with.

But we do have  a piece of puzzle to begin with.

The mattress with the mysterious imprints is a memory mattress. Memory mattress is topped with a layer of temperature-sensitive viscoelastic material that is good for relieving pressure on painful joints. The thing about such type of mattresses is that they remember things.

I guess you know what that thing is called.

I guess you know what that thing is called.

Dildo. haha. We were trying to solve the mystery of those weird imprints. We think that someone hide three dildoes beneath that mattress, hence the imprints. Where that mattress belongs is from an apartment shared by 5 friends.

Jade and Rachel

Jade and Rachel

We asked them if they had anything to do with the mattress. They actually had nothing to do with it as they were at the office the whole night making out. There are chances though that those imprints of a dick.

Tom was as usual sleeping in his room with Crookshanks, his cat. And we didn't find hair on mattress.

Tom was as usual sleeping in his room with Crookshanks, his cat. And we didn't find hair on mattress.

When Jade came back in the morning, he asked Tom to help him move the mattress in the living room as he wanted to take a nap. Tom freaked out when he came across those imprints.

Angela is the most probable suspect as she is often indulged in such activities.

Angela is the most probable suspect as she is often indulged in such activities.

This morning she was alone. Well that's strange because she usually wakes up next to a random guy every morning.

Harry, the guy in white T-shirt, Jades brother.

Harry, the guy in white T-shirt, Jades brother.

He says it was him. Lol! That's impossible because he has a small dick. His friends (The other guys) confirm that. Give it a try, see if you can solve the mystery. We would appreciate comments.

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