Humans are gross, weird people. We judge other people for doing things we all do. I mean, you can't tell me that a piece of your favourite candy fell on the floor and you didn't go all '5 second rule' on it. It's just human. But what other thing that's human is to deny several of these things that we all do.
Here are 10 things that we all do, but will never admit to have ever done them.
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Okay, I get it, snoring is disturbing. But why is our very first instinct to deny the fact that we do it? We all do it. I am sure even Beyonce snores when she gets a cold (Never else, because a goddess never snores.)
May it be mirrors, reflective glass on buildings, rare mirror views in a cab, reflective tinted car windows, we all check ourselves out in them, and maybe just fix the hair, pose a little, and then continue with our day.
Drunk or sober, we have all texted our ex at some point in time. There are some who text them and then pretend that they sent it to the ex by mistake. Get your shit together yo. That person broke your heart. They aren't worth it.
Let's be honest, we look the hottest when we are in a changing room of a store, trying some clothes. But the sad part in this entire equation begins when the clothes you love and those that look amazing on you are things even Bill Gates can't afford. Well, we have a solution, take a changing room selfie (not that you haven't done it ever!).
You know the time when you are too bored of your life and wonder what is your friend or partner busy with on their phone. Yeah, that's the time I am talking of. You just have to find out, sneak into their phone. You don't want any gossip or not that you are dying to know, but you are just curious.
Remember, how we were kids, and during summer we would be in the pool but then the pool was too amazing to leave, so we would just pee in the pool. Well, let's be honest and just admit to it. I mean, yeah, it's unhygienic, but we have all done it.
Sometimes, we are just dealing with too much shit to be nice to someone just out of obligations. Easier is just to take your phone out and fake a phone call. Honestly, I practically do it every day.
After a long tiring day, you come back to home, you are tired and can't deal with human presence, but you do need someone to talk. And that's when everything in the room becomes your agony aunt. And actually it's the best. They don't expect anything from you, they don't have feelings, they won't even get mad at you. Like the best dynamic ever.
Now, let's just take a chill pill and access the situation at hand here, we all have noses, and all those noses make buggers, and just getting rid of those buggers (sometimes in public) just feels good. So, calm down. You don't have to hyperventilate if I ask you if you picked your nose. It's gross nonetheless but still, take it easy.
We all pretend to be the super cool people who don't give a fuck about our ex, but you know, the peace you get after stalking your ex and finding out they would never be able to do anything as good as you in just unmatched.