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17 Reasons Why You Hate Your Periods

Of course it begins with I am a guy and I don't really know a thing about periods. Agreed. But then there are some clear signs of periods that don't escape even the eye that belongs to the XY chromosome and therefore, here are the 17 reasons why getting your periods is just the worst. You can later tell me 17 more, lady.

17 Reasons Why You Hate Your Periods

17 Reasons Why You Hate Your Periods

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First off, taking a dump on your periods is a Herculean task.

First off, taking a dump on your periods is a Herculean task.

Your uterus feel like there are the last few dinosaurs stomping in there.

Your uterus feel like there are the last few dinosaurs stomping in there.

When its hot outside and you're wearing a tampon. Oh God.

When its hot outside and you're wearing a tampon. Oh God.

But not wearing a pad means shoving pieces of cloth in there which is again, trouble.

But not wearing a pad means shoving pieces of cloth in there which is again, trouble.

Your emotions are playing an imaginary game of Russian Roulette, and every moment, one goes down.

Your emotions are playing an imaginary game of Russian Roulette, and every moment, one goes down.

And you are super duper horny.

And you are super duper horny.

And when your tampon shifts in your sleep you wake up in an actual pool of blood.

And when your tampon shifts in your sleep you wake up in an actual pool of blood.

If you have plans to go on a vacation, wind them up.

If you have plans to go on a vacation, wind them up.

You have to keep large size pants handy just for these times.

You have to keep large size pants handy just for these times.

Sometimes you think its just a hot fart, but there's more to it.

Sometimes you think its just a hot fart, but there's more to it.

Wear white and you are doomed.

Wear white and you are doomed.

All this makes you hungry. So cookies and chips and ice-creams.

All this makes you hungry. So cookies and chips and ice-creams.

When you sneeze, you believe its your mood pouring out. Just like that.

When you sneeze, you believe its your mood pouring out. Just like that.

You have to scrape out time to deal with clots.

You have to scrape out time to deal with clots.

And your breasts get ultra tender.

And your breasts get ultra tender.

And sometimes you'll believe its all over just to find some surprise waiting for you.

And sometimes you'll believe its all over just to find some surprise waiting for you.

But when its over, you feel like the Italian Stallion. Ready to take anything.

But when its over, you feel like the Italian Stallion. Ready to take anything.

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