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Guy Crafts 18 Feet Peni$ Tree In 3 Years For A Reason
What happens when a pinch of naughtiness is added to
creativity? Well, we know!
A hilarious idea struck in Tree surgeon Chris Bishop's mind and he started working on it right away. The surgeon from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, UK spent three years in making a giant 18 feet penis
tree to make passersby laugh. Here's the complete story!
Bishop spent three years in shaping the 25-year-old Cypress tree into the clean, phallic shape.
The proud tree stands in Bishop's front yard, giving his neighbors a chuckle!
'No-one's commented when I've been out in the garden, people have just looked at it and walked past.'
Chris, 43, says,"I think it's because they're trying to work out whether it's just their dirty minds."
'If it caused any offense I would chop the head off. I don't want to offend anyone, I just want to make them smile.'
'I'm a tree surgeon and spend my whole time trimming other people's bushes. It already looked a bit rude so I thought I'd just give it a trim.'
Neighbor Emily Cooper, 45, says: 'To be honest with you once you've seen one you've seen them all!'
Now that the exquisite peni$ is all erect, Bishop is all set to prepare a pair of testicles to complete the package!
Kudos to your sense of humor, surgeon!
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