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This Girlfriend Tweets All The Shit Her Bae Says While He Sleeptalks

I just enjoy watching my babe fall asleep, listening to her breathes. The nights arrive every day with twinkling stars and moon, changing its phases glowing like a giant light bulb in the dark. But the nights with her are the most beautiful. She seems cute while she sleeptalks. 

There is a girl just like me who enjoys watching her bae sleeptalk. But she takes it to the next level. She tweets the weird things her boyfriends says while he is sleeptalking.

This Girlfriend Tweets All The Shit Her Bae Says While He Sleeptalks

This Girlfriend Tweets All The Shit Her Bae Says While He Sleeptalks

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1. Haha. Sleeptalk indeed.

1. Haha. Sleeptalk indeed.

2. I wonder what the octopus is up to.

2. I wonder what the octopus is up to.

3. Seems like he is inside a giant Whale.

3. Seems like he is inside a giant Whale.

4. What on earth he needs a chainsaw for?

4. What on earth he needs a chainsaw for?

5. He is in a deep sleep.

5. He is in a deep sleep.

Surgery with a chainsaw!

6. Well, he didn't expect that.

6. Well, he didn't expect that.

7. So, here is the whole story that we didn't got right.

7. So, here is the whole story that we didn't got right.

He went into the stomach of a giant whale to perform surgery to remove a freaking bullet.

8. Now, he is talking.

8. Now, he is talking.

9. He really loves his bae.

9. He really loves his bae.

10. And, he can smell eyeballs.

10. And, he can smell eyeballs.

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