Without This Punderfully Dirty Underwear, You Are Not A Gamer

Without This Punderfully Dirty Underwear, You Are Not A Gamer
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Are you a gamer? Are video games your life? Would you rather play a game than hear your girlfriend rambling about how stupid the girl who was looking at you is? 
If you said yes to all the 3 questions above, avid gamer, we have something for you. 
Could you please put your consoles down for a minute and read this article? 
You obviously are a loner, looking for pick up lines, but neither you have time or a person for this, so don't worry, we have the best pick up lines for the best partner. 
You will thank us later for your fetishes come alive.
Laugh it away, hopefully reaching the bedroom. 

Tell me why.

Tell me why.

Could this get any better or more rough? Well, decide for yourself.

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Wanna play?

Wanna play?
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Do you wanna play? Well, you should, playing this alone isn't that cool.

Let me pika-boo.

Let me pika-boo.
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Pika! Pika! Pikachu. This is the best pickup line you can use on a Pikachu fan.

Magic mushroom

Magic mushroom
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I really hope you will like the places that grow later and the time that we make sure that they do. If you know what I mean.

Meowth, that's right!

Meowth, that's right!
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Well, you can put it in my Meow-th. Subtlety at it's best.

Oh, believe me!

Oh, believe me!
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I'm going to make it rain, believe me. Oh, give me a chance and let's enjoy this romantic night.

Let's do this

Let's do this
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Smooth, damn smooth. This double meaning pick-up line is your best way to go. Just be careful smashing those.

I'm not.

I'm not.
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Well, if you don't believe me, you can check for yourself.

Onix anyone?

Onix anyone?
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Believe me, Ash and Brock both fainted at the same time when they saw this. Hopefully, your partner doesn't faint too, you want other things to happen.

Do you?

Do you?
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Do you? Well, do you? You can if you want to, you have my full permission.