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These Gross Date Stories Will Make You Feel Great About Your Own Weird Ones

Okay, this is probably the most relatable thing that has happened to everyone. The WORST DATES that you've encountered. I'm sure you have definitely gone through that one date which, if continued, would have made you puke. This is the list of a few horribly gross dates and is super fun to read! Enjoy! 

These Gross Date Stories Will Make You Feel Great About Your Own Weird Ones

These Gross Date Stories Will Make You Feel Great About Your Own Weird Ones

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Use the sink; Karen

Use the sink; Karen

"I had a really great date with this one guy from OkCupid, so I invited him back to my place. Things were getting pretty heated in the bedroom and right before clothes started really coming off, he excused himself to use the restroom, which is right next to my room. I'm not sure if it was the tapas we had for dinner or if he was nervous, but it sounded like there was a war going on in there. He just let it all go and I was able to hear all of it (thanks, thin Brooklyn walls). That part didn't gross me out though. It happens. What grossed me out is that immediately after hearing him flush, he just opened the door and tried to get back into it! This guy clearly didn't wash his hands after letting a hurricane loose in my bathroom and then he wanted to finger me? I told him I felt weird and made him leave."

Jake's story

Jake's story

Don't want to sleep with this guy again? Girls, leave a used tampon on the floor, right next to the trash can. You will never hear from the guy again.

Just shut up!

Just shut up!

One of the biggest turn off is when your date comments about the way you eat.

Hair balls, eww; Leo

Hair balls, eww; Leo

"I keep my bathroom really clean. I don't want to bring a girl home and have her see toenail clippings or stained towels. This chick who I was otherwise really into went to use the bathroom at my place and spent a REALLY long time in there. I went in a few minutes after her. There was hair everywhere. In the toilet. In the sink. In the tub. Clumps. It looked like hair spiders took over my bathroom."

Gross for you, love for me; Emily

Gross for you, love for me; Emily

"I don't find it gross, but my boyfriend was once told by a woman on a first OKCupid date, 'You talk about butts a lot.' It wasn't a compliment. He has a lot of interesting butt facts, like that Grover Cleveland's doctors once treated him with rectal milk feedings. I don't understand how that isn't something to love."

Hands off me; Hannah

Hands off me; Hannah

"Some guy tried to finger me at Fat Cat during the jazz show."

You're on a date, for god's sake!- Matt

You're on a date, for god's sake!- Matt

"She kept asking me about my eyebrows then offered to pluck them in the bathroom. She even said she had tweezers in her bag."

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