He has become very intelligent; he now knows the trick, he knows you well and he even knows that by saying what you will get convinced. Your boyfriend has an answer for everything but even you are smart enough and you know that what he will say. You both are completely into each other and know each other well.
This time, I am listing the world's most lame excuses that a guy gives and I am sure you will certainly relate to it.
The world's most awarded excuse that due to a foolish person he missed the green signal and he got stuck in traffic and hence he is late. Now would he admit that now he will take a bath when he says that he will be there in 10 more minutes.
Now this person who eats his dinner at 9 pm is telling you that he wants to sleep, he definitely has some plans which you won't approve of so he is playing safe that he is sleeping and you won't disturb him.
He has gone on a trip with his friends and he is so engrossed in the fun and laughter that he did not notice your calls or texts.
He was out with his friends that night and he wanted a boys time together and he ignored you that day and he tells you that in a hurry he forgot his phone and the next moment he sends you a picture in which you see that his phone was in his hand.
Now you see a girl's message in his phone at the wrong time of the day and he says that does not know him and he would have given you her number so that you could set that unknown girl right.
Today all his spirituality awakens and he has become such a follower of God that the last time he was with you, he wanted to skip that function and now he says that. I can smell something fishy.
So he has some plans after meeting you and that's why he wants an empty stomach because he knows once he starts with you, he can't control himself. He insists you to eat and says that he has gained weight and needs to control it.
At one point of time, he was telling you that he is so relaxed he finished all his work and now he says something urgent, or is it just a way to avoid meeting you because of something else. As he knows you are very understanding, he merrily profits this.
Now every now and then he is invited at his friend's and he says that there is some important function at his friend's place. Maybe they will drink together or just play cards.