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10 Statements Which Prove That Rahul Gandhi Is Alia Bhatt Of Indian Politics

"When life gives you lemons, empower women!" 

^^That's probably the motto of the Pappu of Indian Politics, one who sleeps in Parliament, watches Chotta Bheem in his free time and gives Alia Bhatt a run for her money, When he is not making a complete fool of himself, he is making some absolutely (unintentionally) hilarious statements that would put Donald Trump to shame and make Rakhi Sawant shit bricks Such is the power of Rahul Gandhi's dead brain cells, his mind-numbing, nauseating speeches that make Kamaal R. Khan's tweets look like Gospel! 

"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and empower you!"  - Rahul Gandhi, trying to channel his inner Liam Neeson.

If Rahul's interview with Arnab Goswami in 2014 wasn't enough to ruin his public image, Rahul continued making fun of himself by being dumber than wood, (giving a tough competition to Laloo Prasad Yadav when it comes to being "Dumb Politician" and allowing himself to be caricaturized and becoming the butt of all jokes! Here are some of the Dumbest statements made by Rahul Gandhi that would put Alia Bhatt to shame!

 

10 Statements Which Prove That Rahul Gandhi Is Alia Bhatt Of Indian Politics

10 Statements Which Prove That Rahul Gandhi Is Alia Bhatt Of Indian Politics

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"Politics is in your pants and shirts!'

How long is the politics in your pants? 6 Inches?

"Bhrashtachaar kiya. Sorry Sorry! Balaatkaar kiya!"

"Bhrashtachaar kiya. Sorry Sorry! Balaatkaar kiya!"

Haan, jaise tumne Indian Politics ka Balaatkaar kiya.

"Women should have superpowers"

"Women should have superpowers"

Clearly he's been watching Chotta Bheem too much!

Rahul on eve-teasing

Rahul on eve-teasing

What about those who to go bars?

"This morning..I got up at night"

Are you in a Christopher Nolan movie Rahul? That's what happens when you watch Inception (or as Varun Dhawan calls it, Dilwale) too many times.

"India is the Saudi Arabia of Human Resources"

"India is the Saudi Arabia of Human Resources"

And you are the Rakhi Sawant of Indian Politics.

Women "Giving Milk" to Gujarat

Women "Giving Milk" to Gujarat

Dirty as it may sound, our dear Pappu was referring to Amul when he said: "These women have given Milk to Gujarat!"

"Steve Jobs of Microsofts in India"

"Steve Jobs of Microsofts in India"

Rahul Gandhi has a lethal sense of humor, one that would make Steve Jobs turn in his grave.

Rahul was roasted on Twitter following this statement

Rahul was roasted on Twitter following this statement

"Rahul Gandhi-India's answer to Donald Trump."

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