Not all days are the same. You might be having a bad day and it is during the bad days you need to calm down and do things that make you happy. People fail to understand that happiness is not a commodity you can possess once and for all. Just like food and water, you need to have a daily dose of happiness.
So stay cool, keep calm, here is your today's dose.
With a melted fork.
One arm is going to be longer than the other.
It's really unbearable.
Probably, it can scare you at night.
The cake might still be edible I guess.