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IN Hilarious ON 13 Jan, 2016
Making love is the sensual activity where not only two bodies meet, but their souls also feel a divine connection. I read that line somewhere I guess, but it looks pretty crass because they make love only in movies. In real life, what we do is some real f*cking anf bro, we f*cking love it! Here is the difference between making love and f*cking, or between Tom Cruise in Top Gun and you, in your bedroom!
Because its your apartment and not the sets of well, Top Gun!
Because we are not particularly good at dialogues really. Not when we are about to get some action.
Because well, you know why.
Sweaty, sticky, greasy. That's real life bro.
Yeah you have to actually clench your teeth while saying that.
Don't say anything. keep grunting.