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The Difference Between Making Love and F*cking

Making love is the sensual activity where not only two bodies meet, but their souls also feel a divine connection. I read that line somewhere I guess, but it looks pretty crass because they make love only in movies. In real life, what we do is some real f*cking anf bro, we f*cking love it! Here is the difference between making love and f*cking, or between Tom Cruise in Top Gun and you, in your bedroom!

The Difference Between Making Love and F*cking

The Difference Between Making Love and F*cking

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1. Lust sees nothing but bodies

1. Lust sees nothing but bodies

Because its your apartment and not the sets of well, Top Gun!

2. Words don't matter when not in love

2. Words don't matter when not in love

Because we are not particularly good at dialogues really. Not when we are about to get some action.

3. Closer or deeper, the words are enough

3. Closer or deeper, the words are enough

Because well, you know why.

4. Pigs or humans? What are you?

4. Pigs or humans? What are you?

Sweaty, sticky, greasy. That's real life bro.

5. When it is all about "me"

5. When it is all about

Yeah you have to actually clench your teeth while saying that.

6. As I told earlier, words don't matter in lust

6. As I told earlier, words don't matter in lust

Don't say anything. keep grunting.

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